The Bogan

Isn't love sweet

No I don't.

I wish I was young again.

LOL, and I bet you cleaned her real good to.......... f**k I miss owning a bike

School teacher? If so, yeah, nothing like it, you don't get to hand your own back. The thought of handing mine back comes on the odd occasion, In reality I couldn't live without them!

Tell me that after you have had a kid or two

Have you bred yet, usually after a woman breeds they slow down a bit, only for a while though, then its good to go till they have their next kid. Though with some the plan of smashing kids out wins out over desire, this is the best plan of attack Ive seen if you want more than one and still have a life Disclaimer: This is the view of a bloke, women may/will see it differently........like always, LOL..

The best thing about women getting older is that they get as toey as hell again from around 35, and by then they know how to use it. FWIW, I'm 50 this year and the bird is 44. Good times

Mine are 13, 14 and 15. You are going through the terrible two's I take it, that's like a f**king holiday, wait for them to get to teenagers, mine are breaking my balls. They are good kids mostly, the boy is easy to deal with, the girls, well they are another story altogether, teenage hormones going insane, boys and shit hanging around. This is my punishment for being a shit kid myself. This is also why I need to smash weights 5 days a week, keeps me keep calm at home.

LOL, young adults and their sexy time. Get some life time up. I remember living with new born babies, quite some years ago now, but back then we would rather sneak off and sleep, actually back then sleep was better that sex. Stupid babies, they are the devil incarnate. EDIT: Stupid kids, they are the devil incarnate.

I thought I was in the wrong section for a minute, did I hit some wasteland thread? On topic, I said I was going to post this ages ago but forgot, might get the topic back on growth chamber talk. > Copy_of_pyramid-weight-lifting-chart.xls

850cc injectors Luke

LOL, jaded much, the amount of guys doing curls/ext/kick backs as their main lifts, I do feel sorry for them as someone has obviously told them what to do. This kid asked me the other day for some tips on strength training, I pointed him towards Simply Strength and 531, sadly his work out still consists of curls and pec deck. Dude might have some peaky biceps and triceps but is as weak as piss and couldn't pull the skin off custard. Makes me a bit angry and sad at the same time.

Tell them the price son..

Got 4kg of the BN protein matrix stuff to try, chocolate and vanilla taste good and mix easy. Swapped my main lifts up a bit as my lower back was playing up with squats. I've replaced Mondays Mil Press with clean and press, Tuesday is still deads, Wednesday is clean and press, Thursday is still bench and instead of squats on Friday its more clean and press. Accessory exercises are still the same old same old.

ZMA is the boss

I dropped from about 6 Whole eggs a day to 1 whole and 5 whites and my bad cholesterol went down, but then I was 45 at the time and also a whitey with hereditary cholesterol issues. Not much else changed with my diet, I'm switching from WPC to WPI soon so I'm going to get tested pre and another post about a month in to see what changes if anything.

How's your colesterol going with 8 eggieweggies a day.

Got a Polar RS300X HRM, nothing special, all I needed was a HRM and a stop watch.

I got trailer lights from supercheap that fitted well, a few years ago now though.

They have stingers in their abdomens like wasps, I was once crawling around on the ground at night and ended up on a nest, I got bit and stung on the hands, neck and face pretty bad, no fun was had.

We have the inch ants here, they really don't bother you if you leave them alone, just another part of our ecosystem. If they are a issue some rid ant at the site should sort it out, better than ULP and a match because it doesn't contaminate your garden with petrochemicals. The kids are playing with them now, they run along a stick and you keep grabbing the opposite end, you have to keep the stick at arms length because after a while they get frustrated with you, and as Mick said, they then look at you and jump.

Violent Femmes

LOL, Ive been there, fair call. BUT, when you get a box its gonna be on like donkey kong

Put It this way, my old RWD boat on old drag radials and 380kw got a 11.008, I'm sure there's a 10.5 in yours. The box should be fine for the first couple of runs, it might sound a bit like industrial exhaust fan after that though. In all honesty if you take off easy and don't shift to hard the box should be fine, I believe its the drag radials and big launches on the sticky stip that eats the 1-3 gears. Ill give you 4.9 seconds then, with a 6 pack of Crownies on the line. EDIT: First gear?, with your torque the only time you will use first gear is in the lanes before the water box