jezza boii

I sit at the window at work and they've got the heater cranked. Sweating like a bitch up in here!!!

In all the times I've been drunk, I've always remembered everything. The only time I didn't was when rohypnol was involved lol...

Haha sick. Maybe one night I'll drive down with another random girl and go for a spin Or come past mine and pick up me and my brother. I reckon he'd love it!

Take me for another drive Krispy CR33M.

Yeah, you're not picky hey Jamie? Take whatever you get yeah? That's kinda my attitude at the moment. Works well haha. But if I had a preference, BRUNETTES. And asians/wogs

We need to organise an SAU piss up

Farkkk.. That video is hot.

Yeah I know. I always buy heaps of chicken. So expensive. When are you working next? Me and GTEES will come down.

I better make the most of the next 3 years then!

Did one of your f*ck buddies give you a rash?

Normal KFC makes me feel sick. Do you think the double will have the same effect? I wanna try it.

Birds, are you free this Saturday night? Boys night out if you're interested.

I wish I liked cheap beer. I also wish that beer didn't make me hungover. $100 isn't hard to spend at clubs where spirits are $9.50 or so.

That's ridiculous. Just drink more and make your body adapt! Although I'd be taking advantage of that if I was you man. I spend around $100ish on a night's clubbing and can still walk in a straight line out the door.

Time to smash 500g chicken, some brown rice and diced tomatoes Takes 2 min to make with this "smart rice" shit. Been doing this for my morning snack for a few weeks now, just interchanging the chicken for tuna/salmon etc. I love this high protein diet

Us Germans are known for our big meat.

Only just seen this. I definitely think you should hook me up with some shit from the deli Every time I go protein shopping at safeway I spend way too much.

Maccas always hits the spot after drinking. Can't really stomach it when I'm sober.

I wouldn't know. I don't stick big slabs of beef in my mouth, so don't get your hopes up son

How the fk do you fit it in your mouth?

Or just start in the shower. Always a personal favorite.

Rich in bacteria actually. And not that good bacteria you get in yogurt either

That's what I eat before I sleep. Usually tides me over for the night

I don't really have a band. I've always really been a solo writer and then collaborated with singers. i.e. My "band" in my sig is just my stuff with a different singer and bassist. So yeah, it'd probably be just me and him. I'm not sure if I'll sing yet or not. Might have to hire another vocalist. I doubt Michael will offer to sing for me. Studio rent isn't bad because the studio is in his house. I'm looking at $1500 per song to track with him. On top of that I have to hire a drummer and a drum studio, so probably $600ish a day for that. Then mastering costs after that.