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  1. I get enough kids staring at it already. Older people have more taste.
  2. LOL! Only candy I bribed her with is my lollipop. Lollipop - Lil Wayne. That shall be my song for tonight. *Adds to seduction playlist on iTunes*
  3. Haha, yeah I've got a database in front of me with like 80,000 kindergartens, primary schools, childcare centres etc. I'll stick to 17+ thanks. Btw, 17 year old girl is staying at mine tonight. So much win.
  4. Nah, I'm actually serious. I built 90% of the Playspace mail-out database and maintain it daily. I spend all day adding new clients and deleting old ones that refuse to accept our spam mail
  5. Yeah, just dumping more office furniture off Have you seen our new office? It's ridiculously small for the amount of people that work here. And you know I work for Playspace yeah? I'm just on the other company's pay roll.
  6. Do some work or post something productive
  7. Have you guys seen the video where the dude jumps off the pier and smashes his head and splits his skull clean in half? So much awesome.
  8. I've seen people die, and yeah it's f*cked up.. but it doesn't linger on my conscience. I'm like wow for about 3 minutes and don't give it another thought. EDIT: Removed personal shit coz it was too deep for wasteland.
  9. Exactly. I can understand how people might be shaken up by it, but personally I'd get over it in about 5 minutes. If you were at fault and had the burden of it then yeah, the guilt would be insane. Otherwise it's just another suicide. That shit goes on every day.
  10. I knew a guy that did that too. He got a massive amount of paid leave off work + counseling etc. but it actually didn't phase him lol
  11. Success. And this one was 21.
  12. Wish me luck boys.
  13. For real? Boobs would nearly be my main focus. Size doesn't matter. It's all about character and feel Clearly you don't want massive saggers that almost reach their knees. You know exactly who I'm talking about haha
  14. I have a lot of respect for people that do entire verses in one take without stitching it together. That's what my singer does and what I try to do myself where possible.
  15. The line has already been pointed out, and it's 16. Not sure what gives you the right to call any of us "pedophiles" when we're not breaking any laws AND it's all 100% consensual?
  16. Lol Mohsen, you're the same age as Alex (GTEES). He hits on the same girls as the rest of our crew (18 - 24). 18+ = a big boy in my books.
  17. Haha +1 to pretty much everything that Birds has said today. I miss the feedback buttons. He'd be getting a mad rep right now.
  18. That's actually really true!! They'll pretty much do anything for ya. Same age chicks want you to get on your knees for them.
  19. +1. Still toight +1111
  20. 1. Why do they need to drive? They can catch the bus to mine or get dropped off by mummy lol 2. Why do they need to drink? Although pretty sure 90% of 17 year olds drink anyway We're talking about these girls being DTF, not going out with them. And for the record, I'm 21.. and 17 is pushing it for me. But she's a few months off 18 so will let it slide.
  21. You'd like this chick Jamie. She's asian
  22. The chance of mine happening is about 90%, coz I've already half gone there and discussed the high probability of further action. Mohsen got a wave. He doesn't even know the chicks name. And at the end of the day, it's Mohsen. Who wants to place bets?
  23. Haha f*ck yes! I can't believe 16 year olds are legal though.. I drive past 5 high schools on my way to work and have refrained from even making eye contact with any of the older students. I've been missing out on so much!
  24. Wow, how did I miss all this underage talk? Ric, can you clarify the rules for me? I've heard from some people it's 16 and others it's 18. Got a 17 year old that may or may not be sleeping at mine on Friday night Need to know before then lol
  25. f**k, I wish. She'd make me millions. I could actually write her a half decent song too.
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