Mohsen

yeah i sometimes read over them and think WTF was i thinking. mehh.. makes me happy. how have you been chunky f**ker?

not that easy dude, last time someone needed a mod to delete their post, they had to do them a favour. it involved= pants off work the rest out...

lmfao

hey bro, dont worry about the others, their all haytrz i did this with my car, my misususs car and my dads car, its really easy all you needa do is drive up to the GOR yeah, you know where that place is? because everyone knows where that place is. even americans, and their not even from australia. no joke, swear to god, wallah. anyway go to sexy land (i prefer club X, customer service is great) and buy 2 blow up dolls. stuff them in the car and leave it parked on the side for a few weeks. come back after a month and sit there and stare the f**k at it for a few hours. after staring at it, rub it, gently, smoothly, carefully (this is the last time your gona look at it in a good way so touch the f**k out of that shit) push it off the cliff. PROFIT your insurance company will release the funds in 4 business days, 5 if tim isnt working( coz tims a f**k head, everybody knows that) good luck bro edit: also, from past experience, i found that running in the middle of the road( right after a bend) screaming will drastically increase your chances of the "double or nothing" insurance car. (i got it when i pushed my car off the cliff, but i realised i forgot my blow up doll in the boot so i ran down and got it)

teach me your ways oh dark oracle of wisdom.... lol, if your all wondering why i havnt booked my p's earlier well. i told the studio arts teacher to stop sucking cock and wash the cum out of his crusty beard because i got pissed with the fact they told the other teacher to f**k off and brought in some old cock muncher who has NO experience teaching year 12, he sits there trying to force students to do work that HE wants. not follow their brief. to cut a long story short, i also got pissed off at the coordinator, phone call to the old bloke (whos holding my car money so i dont blow it on useless shit) he threatens to fail year 12 on me so, old man wont gimme mah $$ till i get the VCE cert, in turn, i refuse to get my p's(so i dont have to drive around for the family bizz) *takes breath*

yeah... that isnt a cock, its a f**king sea monster (srs but, 10/10 come back)

he doesnt have a cock....

this is AWESOME just fit a GTR kit and graft the wide rear quarters onto the back = GTB4 replica

fixed

how can you understand lil john all i get is YEAHHHHYYYYHHH!!!! LIL JOHNNNN!!! NIGGAAAA

you wish you had my life on another note 18 in 5 days woow havnt even booked my p's

i spotted a silver rx7, no wing, black rims in lalor/ epping about a week ago. just saw this thread, dont know if it is this car though

yea r32 gtr seats are sweet being a big boy, i was always worried my ass wouldnt fit in them but when i went to take pics of jamies r32, i jumped in and fit, nice and snug happiest day of my life

hamish, you gona be at autosalon? and happy bday for yesterday broooo

can you please send some pics to [email protected]?

just listen to what you like when im pissed, i listen to alternative, rock etc when im in an okay mood, i lsiten to house and electro when im happy, i listen to lloyd, young money etc really upto you

i watched a guy drop his change at footscray, he was stumbling, he goes to pick them up and falls, watched him try and get up for 10 minutes before i got bored. WOULD have helped him, but really. why should you be off your face at 10am in the morning?

pfft.. not low enough

Im going with some mates sunday afternoon. wanna see dyno n shit

nah, not really..... g35, thats sick!

edit: my friends looking for a GTIR, their getting pretty cheap lol found out today one teacher slammed another haha he took her out to dinner, f**ked her in a hotel and avoided her, did it again the week after. LMFAO

angry little people make me lol

ahahaha shan your so cold. ima buy you a drank lol jks im a stingy arab

theres an R33 GTR shell on ebay for 2500

why dont you go with that stealth lip? ( because of your avatar, everything i read is read in the accent/voice of the bear lmao)