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Mohsen

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  1. just my scrotu...i mean shoulder
  2. happy birthday mr president sir R31nismoid sir..sir. have a good one SIR!
  3. nahh im an arab with a twist tho.... you see..points to eyebrow*** no mono! and um no VL's lol. i dont care if its a week after or before as long as i get one. if not. im taking the old hilux and try to throw in a 2jz 40 grand... taxed?
  4. i got a G25 and i lurrrrvee it ill posta pic of my cock......pit tonight
  5. yeah i made friends with a spider.. a big hairy one.. it picks all the bugs out of my teeth when i stick my head out the window too... seriously.i was joking
  6. how big was the box? for the M3? i was promised one of those^^ if i get a good enter score lol.... just 2 years... 2 years
  7. funnily enough. yes. mah mumma brought me up to be respectful of other peoples shit . stuff also dont be a smart ass when you know ur gona get your ass wooped
  8. LOL my dad once had one in his car. twas huge. we got used to it. i names it teh huntah.. because it kept hunting down the bugs.... it wuld sit on my shoulder and make noises and stuff
  9. oh and keep in mind these little shits boast about vandalizing stuff, especially NICE CARS so i will pay 20 shilling per head when their presented to me... $5 shillings extra for the ones with straightened emo hair!
  10. i used to be really impatient and stuff but over the years i taught myself to just control myself.. but if they decide to throw a punch... i will proceed to kick their homo asses
  11. UMMM do tatoos hurt like they say they do? i want to get one but yeah...
  12. THANKS STEVE! but it seems to just power down when i accelerate while turning.. id'e hate to say, but the EVO drove nicer than the GTR. just a great lil car to drive. the GTR is good fun tho, sliding around the corners. i got the physics thing set to pro because im just that good but all the friggin GTR's keep hitting me and penalising me in the GTR race at the dealers
  13. damn and i drive it pretty hard... using the stick shifter on my G25..
  14. anyone?
  15. lol.. i dont know what ur on about ^^
  16. oh that sucks i got stickynose neighbors... he complained about my dogs, imagine when i get a car LOL
  17. +1^^ like going rather loudly "look at this cocksucking nutsack" they turn around and you just look them right in the eye and go " you fancy a beating boy?"
  18. HALP HALP!! i got GT5 yesterday finished C class. and saved and bought an R35 GTR but the question is. how come it keeps sliding? and secondly. can you do up the cars like in GT4? i'de love to add some new rims to my suzuki cuppacino
  19. i love telling off the kids around northlands.. the 12 year olds who think their so top. eg: i was playing maximum tune. and because its so friggin addictive. i go to throw in another 2 dollars when some kids like get the f**k off. i was tremendously confused as to why this kid. heaps smaller then me was talking to me like this.
  20. im confused.. which comment is gold? lol.. thats my usual threat to everyone
  21. yeah... stupid 13 year olds thinking their sooooo hard coz they smoke ciggies and claim they take extacy even tho its those fizzy sherbet tablets farkkk the shit they do. even some of the shit some people my age do. its like im eons older than them but then again. i think the difference is in the mums. mine didnt drop me for sure!
  22. lol which comment? if thats funny, you should hear my other threats!
  23. pfftt i don think he had the balls to even pull out a knife. and the sack thing.. you know what i mean but yeah.. racists.. they shit me. its funny being racist to friends as a joke(i get called teh terrorist) but the actually went way too far
  24. i was just hoping they wouldnt hot someone with a rock and they were piffing big rocks. .hrm man i should of kicked their asses or atleast video taped it and dragged their asses to the cop shop at flinders
  25. me and my best mate decided to go see big stan at highpoint today.. hillarious movie. well worth the watch. i pickked up a copy of GT5 so tiss all good untill we got the the tram stop. i could see a grey R33 with sau stickers.. thats when 3 little dumb f**ks came along a guy and 2 girls. these little shits started picking up the tram line rocks and throwing them back at the ground then they started throwing it near the next platform then on the platform then under the seat and glass enclosure( one actually got the glass but it didnt shatter) thats when they actually lost it they started throwing rocks onto the f**king road, at cars, pedestrians, cyclists(even though they deserve it fr hogging half the road) i was disgusted! we stood up and asked them to stop but they continued. i wanted to open a can of whoop ass on them but i remembered we have assult laws in australia the tram came along and we got on. the three were sitting in an isle and we were in the opposite isle. this young family was behind them. the little kid probably abour 3 or 4 accidently bumped into the girl. so doing what little kids do he just looked at her. thats when the racism came into play. i was even more horrified at these little f**k face's arrogance. the family were clearly offended. but they continued. thats when i asked them to stop. the guy, acting like some macho man stood up n sed what are you gona do? so i said. i just watched big stan and the topic of analy raping other men is fresh in my mind. i will f**king rape you with that pole( points at the bright green ticket pole thing) while making you lick the mildew off my sacks while your little whores lick my hairy, wog crack. i pushed him into the seat and they shut up from then on. end rant/story
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