JUST had a customer turn up. the flamin mongrel was so hipster i was expecting hamish to fire a scud missile on the flamin mongrel. patchy beard- check thick rimmed glasses- check gay haircut- check short shorts from 1943- check gay shirt- check crocs- check just when i thought this flamin mongrel couldnt get any queerer. he rolls a ciggarette and lights it up using matches, after failing a couple of times. doesnt use lighters because theyre too mainstream