I can understand why you would want to use my admittedly gorgeous profile in your avatar. Let's just say I'm popular with the kids .
Regardless, I must concur with my fellow councillors, you must be made an example of to deter others from attempting to use my allure for their own devious means. However, as a show of our decency, you will be allowed to choose your own fate - death by firing squad, by rowdy torch-burning mob, midgets, or by cheese grater.
Please notify us of your choice by filling out the attached paperwork in quadruplicate, signing (with two witnesses, one of whom must be a Justice of the Peace) in all approriate places, using a pen filled with a council-approved shade of ink, and returning it to us in an envelope of proportions specified on our website.
Have a nice day.