Revhead

My council provided vehicle still does not have working coils... I'm going to form a committee to discuss whether we should think about petitioning to have their repair sent out for tender. Where the hell are the icy poles?! I demand a prompt resolution to this most urgent of issues.

It's his day off today. The bastard left me here to fend by myself. /me looks around at the room full of menopausal women and shudders

:wassup:

Whoa, hold me back baby. Though judging by the pic of myself, I probably like them a LOT younger, and probably male.

I couldn't find a suitable one, so I just used a self-portait instead.

So many to choose from!!

Haha govt departments love their paperwork Oh that is definitely one thing I don't miss. It's probably about #556348 on the list though I haven't had to deal with CO for aaaages now, WOOHOO!!! Oh and on a more serious note, I'm so close to being up to date with my bills again that I can plan what to do with my previously non-existent "spare" money!! I can almost taste my new coils and PFC tune. Mmm, fruity

Nope I just got home from work... we had to reboot the servers (mainly the PDC but they all auth to that so down they all go...). Oh joy. Friday afternoons at work are awesome.

He doesn't have mine either What a fun night. The cruise itself was alright, but the most entertaining part was arriving at the carpark and nearly getting into a punchup with a drunk midget He would've been a braver/more idiotic man than I if he'd started picking on one person in the middle of a huge group Besides, he was such a shortarse that had he felt the need to act all macho I reckon we could've done the movie-style thing where you push on the guy's forehead and they take air swings Once away from the group he seemed reasonable enough, but geez did he have tickets on himself... If he really was a cop, he most definitely was not doing the police force an PR favours in my eyes. He was rude, arrogant, self-centred, and got stroppy when confronted with perfectly reasonable questions. Idiot. And regardless of whether he really was a cop or not, the fact that the real ones didn't turn up when called repeatedly by multiple people about someone impersonating a police officer, didn't exactly make us warm to them either... sad. I bet if someone chirped the tyres over a white line or something they would've been there in an instant...

But you're not in the car...

I think I'll go and wash my eyes out with bleach now... do you have any mouthwash?

/me still laughing at Cyrus nearly bursting his appendix lifting the light end of a colour A3 laser printer

I'd still hit it though

Japan rocks, I went in 1995 and want to go back so badly. I used to be reasonably fluent but I have trouble stringing together a coherent sentence these days, lol I cbf installing the Japanese IME again, so romaji will have to do... boku no nihongo wa totemo warui desuyo!! kuso ne...

I'm member #1 and no I'm not passing it on I wrote the database that we originally used to store membership details, and it used an autonumber field to assign membership numbers. Unless it's been replaced by something else (I don't think it has yet, I'm writing its replacement too ) the numbers are assigned by what order your details are typed into the db.

I'm #1 cos I wrote the original database to enter members into, woo sileighty, unless Robocop has changed it, numbers are allocated sequentially. You can have 69 if you register immediately after member # 68

Well it turns out the fuel pump is OK... but there was some "interesting" wiring around it! Apparently it looks like it used to have TWO fuel pumps... so it was probably a drift car before anyway, w00t!! So rather than Cyrus caning the crap out of his car, it's more likely that the car is just returning to a natural state

Next time I contemplate getting a respray, I think I'll give it the vinyl paint job... if a stripe is worth 25rwkw, surely I'd get at least 800rwkW by coating the ENTIRE car in vinyl. How much would I gain by putting a huge Ozzy Tyres sticker on the rear window?

Pfft, you just weren't trying hard enough Will We need more car porn... and a few naked/semi-naked chicks wouldn't go astray either

Free boosting is scary...

Killed a fuel pump. Getting money back is always a good thing

Indeed it does...

Bastard I am sooooo sunburned after the drift day. If I take my shirt off it looks like I'm wearing a big red balaclava and long red gloves Cyrus hit me with a bit of styrofoam before and it pulled my shirt across my neck, AAAAH!!!

Being a new whore (an oxymoron if I ever heard one ) I have no idea wtf you lot are talking about... and I'm sure as hell not sifting through eleventy billion posts to find out Anyone care to enlighten me?