Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other,
outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you
to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A Circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was
born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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I have a question for you.
You are the President of the U.S.A. and you've just learned that there is
an asteroid headed for France that will wipe out their entire country. It
is scheduled to hit about 2:30 am, in just two days time from now.
You have enough ships and military personnel nearby to evacuate them
safely, but they are on stand-by in case they are needed in Iraq.
Your question: do you set the VCR to record the asteroid hitting France, or
do you stay up to watch it live?