You and me both! I met a guy at SEMA who overhauls the ex-military units. He had a basic one there and parked next to it one he'd built, was a pretty crazy comparison.
He said he had a car at his shop he was allowed to sell me, I emailed him yesterday and he's going to give me a price on a really basic build, just enough for me to drive around Perth and park at the shops without breaking the bank.