customer : do you have wifi?
me : no
customer : why not? my ipad won't work without wifi
me : how does that concern me?
stupid kids. if we had wifi, tightarse 7$/head spenders like them would flood the place and the restaurant would close down.
fancy that, four kids, all under 16 it seems, comes in orders two soft shell crab rolls, at 15$ each, orders nothing else, drinks only water, sits for 3 hours, and asks us for wifi? f**k off. oh and paying like 20% of the bill with 5 cent coins. srsly?
epic troll effort if they were not just broke ass kids trying to dine out.