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  1. Turns out that riding an R1 and being a f**king moron don't mix Who'd have thunk it
  2. You remind me of meYou can be my leftwingman anytime
  3. Lost it Yo cat...I heard you like dying...
  4. Dogs are much more social creatures I think and the pack mentality is in their ancestry; cats tend to be solo hunters like tigers (though lions do it in groups). From what I've seen in homes with multiple pets the dogs are always sticking together and watching what each other does, whilst multiple cats sort of do their own thing.
  5. Does anyone give a shit when cats die?
  6. lol'd when a mate sent through
  7. Have lost four dogs at ripe old ages, gets harder the older you are cause you understand mortality a bit better and you have more time spent with them during important and memorable times of your life. Still have 3 alive dogs who will bring me that sadness again in the next 5-7 years. Damn you dog y u have such short life
  8. Good choice. Can't stand when dog owners let their dog cling to shreds of life until absolutely everything fails. And don't watch Marley & Me, unless you're after some catharsis...
  9. "What a lovely little car. I'm going to purchase another one of these one day." - Volkswagen owner (1938) (Hitler)
  10. Put down or passed in sleep?
  11. It might be the one VW in the world that does that
  12. Birds

    Therapy

    Wow! It usually takes me more than a few thrusts
  13. LOL When would you like him to start Hamish?
  14. "Two people died in a car accident driving too fast - we must get to the bottom of this and find the criminals responsible for it at all costs! Drug dealers, city assaults and foreign aid CAN WAIT."
  15. As opposed to those legal street races
  16. Please don't talk about your work, unless someone here asks you about it, to use you for your services FOC
  17. Also Bernard Tomic, some Waleed Aly hate and some (unfounded) dislike for Ricky Nixon. I can give you cliff notes on the two dimensional personalities of everyone who posts in here, but you'll work it out soon enough.
  18. Not sure if profile views escalated due to controversial posts or female gender selection
  19. You'll fit in just fine, just don't talk about cars or refugees
  20. I really thought of it more as a Kia Carnival with without wings, like a Kia Carnival
  21. I was rhetorically asking when I would lose my virginity Thanks Tony
  22. When will it be?
  23. Same reason people care about words in religions that aren't real I guess
  24. Mate has SEXEH on his, and I see way too many Lexuses with SEX somewhere in their plates.
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