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  1. Aye.
  2. Ya mum after she blew me for a hit
  3. He's professionally trained in massage for that "special someone". No joke, that's what he says on one of his social media pages.
  4. Nah think missy was the girl on the SAU FB page he kept white knighting and then stalking
  5. Nothing that Matt didn't also say
  6. In retrospect this was around the time he started hanging out with stance works hard parkers I guess it's harder to lose your direction when you're not driving
  7. Alyssa Milano - follows her twitter amongst other celebrities - has twitter conversations with her that are somewhat one sided - says goodnight n sweet dreamz to her everynight on twitter - reads celebrity gossip magazines while all other SAU people engage in drunken nerf powered shenanigans and ghost write TJs SAU account
  8. I'm not sure if this is abstract art or disgusting culinary work...it's both ugly and beautiful in its intricate randomness Butter or mustard? What is the old el paso jar doing there? Is he going to eat it from the jar with a spoon? It's a topping/dip ffs Remember when we thought this guy was a professional troll because of all this shit?
  9. Alyssa Milano?
  10. Fkin ir8 m8 Icing on the cake that he made me battle wet bulla roads with worn federal 595s
  11. He also swears the pumps at Caltex are ganging up on him
  12. My two favourite memories: 1. Bulla 2. Him reversing his mint midnight purple 34R into a wooden post outside a bakery and having no idea he hit it / not giving a fk My least favourite memories: 1. Bulla 2. Getting stuck behind him and his 400kw GTR doing 40km/h in an 80 zone
  13. PM please
  14. My grandma can't roll around in her grave, but her breast implants can
  15. This is a common theme in boob implant people though, especially those who were dead flat before They often want to show off having boobs for the first time in their lives, having missed out on attention in the teenage years
  16. Yeah I've never had inheritance myself All got given to parents
  17. Mind you, good investment either way and props to dad
  18. Should have bought some more shares in something else before selling - offset the capital gain with any potential capital loss from the second investment Ric can't even touch you
  19. Pay Attention To The Thread
  20. When you doubt your powers you give powers to your doubt
  21. I could survive that drop pretty easily
  22. Dezz found a lady and knocked her up?
  23. Mohsen is one of the few cases where I say he would be better off addicted to smoking than spending money on cars
  24. His stomach bulklyf
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