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  1. I bought a birdhouse with independant trucks, world industries flameboy wheels and ABEC 7s, cause that's how I rolled when I was 15 ya f**kin haters!
  2. Birds

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    White night not even once Fk going to anything crowded in the city City is shit to walk / get around even when it's not crowded
  3. You're wrong about the fashion game thing, Michael
  4. Hi Ben, My partner just made that move with her Skyline and knows how you feel I have a GPS tracker in my car but I concur with the above, if some flog wants your stuff you can't do shit about it...get a good insurance policy and the rest is auxillary protection. Cars are getting stolen from locked up basement carparks these days and towed away with flat beds. It's sad but that's the world we live in. Some 34 owners even enlist the help of security guards Keep an eye on events section and check out SAU Vic, the paid membership club, as they do some motorsport and social events you might like. Not sure about 34R specific clubs but could be one around, heavily guarded of course.
  5. Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep
  6. 20 tubes of benzocaine stat
  7. That was my ex lol, such a different world now.
  8. Mmm nah, she won't slow down, or I seriously doubt she will. Like no other woman I've been with. Cannot keep up, not that my libido is all that high either; I'm comfortable with a few times a week. But I could wake her up from a deep slumber with the flu at some ungodly hour and she would be up for it.This is probably why she's a decent lifter lol
  9. Might wanna specify what car it's out of mate, they aren't all the same
  10. Oh I see Yes I expect it will turn MATT soon... But it's a hell of a lot shinier than the existing key and I only have one key lol I also bought a cheap Nissan key to use on the daily grind Shiny key can be for security guard meets
  11. Give the people what they want
  12. Yeah I don't think their products are that fantastic Got 86 detailed there and the wax didn't last long at all Definitely detailers doing the same thing for half the money I take my car to Dave
  13. Which was the point of the scheme before every moron with a car 5cm off the ground and a straight out exhaust made their own car club
  14. Are you saying you haven't jerked off once since you've been together?
  15. Why not, it's just another body part achieving the same thing Dogs and other flexible animals do it. Trust me, if we were born with the flexibility to do it, most guys would To help with your logic Jerk off = your hand on your dick Blow off = your mouth on your dick Homo wristie = your hand on another guy's dick Homo blow job = your mouth on another guy's dick To connect one you would have to connect them all, either making every jerk off session gay or every self administered blow job completely straight
  16. You import driving fgts only have yourselves to blame for that p.s. vote for libs /alex
  17. Nothing wrong with having your own dick in your mouth, otherwise jerking off would be the equivalent of giving another guy a wristie.
  18. How come you didn't say something?
  19. I would if I could
  20. Suddenly Birds' estimate ain't so bad
  21. You'll be getting lots of work from the 34R crowd if they haven't outsourced it to ASIO yet
  22. I lol at these people who think their car is some flux capacitor NASA rocket shrouded in mystery; it's mostly R35 owners guilty of doing this. If I owned an R35 I'd still change the oil myself.
  23. Double post
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