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True I don't see the point to travelling if you go looking for the same shit you have back home, which is why I just do not get Aussies going to Bali and Thailand when bogan infested QLD is much closer. I guess for me it was so different that I fell right into it and thought f**k it this is life for the next week or so Plus I had a point to prove to idiotic friends who assumed I would struggle being in such a different place. Meanwhile they were going to the same cafe everyday on their MacBooks fkn lol

This Though I found Hanoi was quite easy on me for an inexperienced traveller. Old quarter is so cool.

Oh okay. Well Cat Ba island is kind of touristy looking, as in, when you rock up and see heaps of 80s style brick hotels on the front of the island, you think instant tourist zone...and a lot of shops reflect that with signage etc...but it still seems less fake and bogan than what I imagine Bali and Thailand to be these days. I kind of wanted to stay on Cat Ba and party there at bars but our schedule didn't allow for it (the whole trip to Vietnam was done on improv and booked the day before we went there), so was literally only there for food and to book our kayak tour. Then jumped on a very rickety boat and nek minut hidden island paradise that reminded me of that movie the beach but a tad more organised. Was like $200 for everything over the few days? Shit there's not enough lifetimes to see the world. I would easily spend one of those lives just living in Vietnam. Then you go and think how many countries are out there easy to see why people get the travel bug but melancholic to know you'll never see it all no matter how much you travel.

Recommendations of tours or places to go?I loved my kayak tour which was booked/paid for at cat ba island. Spent a couple of nights on this cut out of a fiord, kayaking during the day through pitch black caves n shit I really wanna go back and see more of south Vietnam, such a beautiful country

lol need a f**kin EOD suit to go near Greg's car

"Model" taking a dump on car

Awesome Telstra Sent me a bill for $2...wait for it...to cover the paper charge for sending me a bill for $2 Are automatic systems supposed to make life easier? Because it seems to me they just f**k everything over for most part

fypformohsen

Lara Bingle is a crusty piece of grey dog shit on a footpath

Might have been the camera angle but that looked like the slowest drag race ever lol

lol sat next to an elderly woman on a plane who watched that movie...whole flight I just hear her gasping and crying in shock...so much I had to ask her if she was alright, but forum Birds was wanting me to say stop watching it you stupid bitch what the f**k did you expect

I've heard that buying a Pulsar gets you plenty of action from men

Enemy At The Gates Shooter is cool

You could also watch The Sopranos again Just cause Paulie is a sick flamin mongrel

It blurs the lines between war and some spacey shit, but it's still very much a war movie and very violent Some movie buff top bloke will say it has nothing to do with war and that it's about mankind and humanity But it's war

Apocalypse Now, Saving Private Ryan is always fun, Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, Platoon, Behind Enemy Lines

Farking hate Facebook Can someone down with social networking post details here Can you just show up on the day and sign up then?

/bmw35saustralia

How do we sign up for the push and pull? Where's the best way to stay up to date with PTC events?

I had a viper alarm My mongoose kills it though

Yes but that's the loophole Maltese females are 24/7 going through menopause. They get one period at age 12 and then bam, bat shit bitch for life

Yes you can They even admit it themselves And both Maltese mates of mine have admitted their mums are off the charts, a sandwich short of a picnic

My partner is half Dutch and from WA

Honestly I think Maltese take the cake for crazy chicks. It's like a whole new level of insane in the brain. As in, not just a stereotype, they are all batshit crazy. As for both sexes on the whole though, I've met more insane Dutch people than any other nationality.

Ric and Nick the maco chicks?