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I would love nothing more than for your brother to put my plug in his port Is he available tonight?

Meanwhile Telstra still bullshitting me about getting me swapped over to an ADSL2 port in the Boronia exchange that I know they don't have. Actually told me on the phone that I might have to wait for another customer in Boronia to die / disconnect from their ADSL2 service, in order to free up a port for me. I said what is this, the MCC? Still can't give me an eta for when a technician will get out there and solve it. My prediction: after weeks and weeks they will eventually get a technician out there to report back (and not tell me, I'm sure I'll have to call) that they don't actually have ADSL2 ports, only Spintel and some other mob do, and bad luck for me...aka something I was able to establish from a quick google.

Big block Land appreciates, houses depreciate

No Fast cars on the road are dangerous

Birds' Tales of Chop: Volume 8: Golf GTI Pulled away from him in a couple of rollings; he kept up surprisingly well for a Golf. Pulls up next to me; car full of young wogs saying "cool car man". He might have equalised without his passengers. Turns out this thing had NOS...dafuq? Wow, so fast. Much furious. I need two of the big ones. See you all next time.

Why would he, that site looks like the biggest rip off. Nothing special about the cars and local equivalents that you can test drive are cheaper lol That RX7 was a joke

Best ad ever

Is this still for sale?

Yes There's nothing fun about being sober and racially abusive

No one goes to the cricket and watches it The whole point is to drink beers until you get kicked out by an Indian security guard

Well the jerk store called

Occasionally I'll be quirky

Asahi went terribly downhill I remember first tasting that one and going wtf this is great, for the first couple of times After that it seemed to get shitter and shitter

Fkn lol

I still say VB is shit A valid argument given it was hipsters inadvertently judging it to be the best

Does the rail suit any other vehicles or just 34R?

Y u do dis foor jno

Suck shit snobs of mainstream

inb4 she dragged it and kicked it all the way in Hope they aren't Teins

For those who want to be able to read it EOI, no test pilots. All parts were bought new unless stated. 8,000kms max on all parts. Lots of time and $ in this car. NSW rego till March 2015, 40k, will trade/swap with cash on top. 1995 Nissan Skyline GTR, Smoothed engine bay, Original paint QM1 Currently has a half cage, 2 seater Built 2.6L RB26DETT, motor was built by Red R Racing Bottom end: RIPS 9ltr baffled sump Greddy Oil pump N1 Water pump CP pistons and rings 86.5 Eagle H beam rods with ARP rod bolts ACL rod and main bearings calico coated TRUST Greddy Strengthened Crank Cap All balanced and blue printed, block chemical clean, crack tested, decked, bored, and honed Head was fully rebuilt and serviced, port & polished, Tomei Bronze Valve guides Greddy Valve springs Tomei Solid Valve Lifters Titanium Valve Retainers TRUST Greddy Strengthened Cam Cap Trust Greddy Strengthened Head Bolts Greddy cams 256 duration inlet 9.1 lift, 264 duration exhaust 9.1 lift Greddy adjustable cam gears HKS Valve Stem Seals Tomei Gasket Combination Set with 1.2mm metal head gasket Tomei oil restrictor Other bits Tomei timing belt ATI balancer (500hp) Mines Cam baffles Intake/Hot side parts: RIPS 6 ITB custom intake plenum 6boost low mount twin manifolds ceramic coasted & Modified stainless twin turbo intake pipes to suit Genuine HKS GT-SS's with braided water lines, standard oil lines etc (bought used off Blitz with very low kms). Greddy extended split dump pipes ARC 85mm bar & plate intercooler Greddy 19row oil cooler and re-locator Fuel system: SARD 700cc Fuel Injectors RB26DETT Skyline SARD Standard FPR Greddy 10.5 fuel rail twin entry SARD 5ltr surge tank with twin internal Bosch 040 fuel pumps, in teflon lines Suspension: Ikeya Formula Camber Adjuster Upper Arm (new unopened) Ikeya Formula Rear Traction Adjuster Rod (new unopened) Ikeya Formula front lower control arms Cusco front upper arm Tien super street coilovers Exhaust Kakimoto Racing Hyper Full Mega N1 Exhaust Muffler Wheels Volk TE37 18 x 10.5 +12 (bought used) decent rubber Gearbox Os Giken 1-4 gearset, 5th standard, series 3 gearbox, Brakes Trust Greddy 6 pot front 365mm 2 piece rotors Trust Greddy 4 pot rear 330mm 2 peice rotors Brand new spare pads Braided lines Engine Management Haltech Platinum pro plug in +aux expansion wiring Haltech dual wide band controller Other bits & pieces Billion Racing Power Steering Tank ARC titanium air deflector Top secret catch can with AN10 braided lines, One piece tailshaft

Everyone says that, reality is it's the ones who don't think they are gonna kill themselves who usually take the fall

You probably gave a f**k to the person you were texting, but fair to say the rest of the f**ks remained untouched

This is Mohsen's mate His tyres will fall off the rims at turn 1

What you did there I fkn see it

Pretty sure they're acknowledging the slow and steady Chinese takeover of Australia The ultimate Chinese dilemma...do you pay $888 for it or bargain the price down...