Birds

Anyone who puts you through that much effort to get to know them isn't worth knowing Unless they are a rape victim Cause rape victims need love too

lol dafuq

I think people would make the mistake of trying to work out things that aren't there. The fobs I know are pretty straightforward girls, simple priorities that are well sorted and predictable. Seems to me if you want someone that you don't have to figure out, then head in that direction. Stark generalisations are fun.

Chinese girls have always seemed boring as shit to me, too reserved. Those ones you spoke about in your first racist post, at least. It seems like if you were to pursue one they would eventually open up to you and reveal more boring shit under each layer of personality, until you got to Pandora's box, where to your surprise you would find...a plethora of boring shit. Me: ever done anything adventurous in your life? Chinese girl: I once played a D minor piano concerto in D major

Also quite accurate

Possibly the most accurate generalisation I've ever read

Loaded question - those who say no include those not married But soon.jpg I will be able to say yes...

In Soviet Russia, kebab eats you

I don't touch antis anymore Cure worse than sickness in most cases

inb4 Alvin moves to Perth

It's that guy with the S14 straight out exhaust and Winnie The Pooh keyring

This actually makes sense to me given the shock I experienced at discovering Leesh had never had a slurpee...I acted quickly to fix this And all the perthfags taking home Krispy Kremes from the airport

White

You're thinking of abo jesus, rajabo, and he turned water into petrol

E85 is rajab

Free bump Sorry to hear about your Edward Lees accident

lol'd at tyres 'n' more ute unable to get traction in the wet. Won't be buying your tyres mate!

Hamish kryptonite

RacePace tune? You're safe. inb4 Hamish rage

What the world Needs now Is D 1R It's the only thing in this world that there's just Too little of

Awesome strength, what's he weigh in at Markos?

Pretty sure Robin Williams said that

My only regret is that I have bonitis

Congratulations on 55kg bench press, new pb!

Nah they don't see online policies. They don't even look at your policy until you make a claim with them, it's all automatic until then...as are the dodgy premium increases and decreased value. All based on predetermined percentages. Start new policy the night your old policy expires. I rang them to complain about my premium going up and value going down, she said the best she could do for me was shave $50 off the premium. I said well a new policy will still be cheaper and a higher agreed value than that, so I should just start a new policy with you guys then? She agreed with me...