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the tea and coffee facilities leave a lot to be desired... but at least the fucker has PARKING! Screw working in the CBD, I would hate to have to do that again. Especially now with all the yuppie appartments and crap!

the unwritten rule of the internet

you had to be there to understand the complexity of the situation. there were hand movements and everything

Still tempted by this burger... we should make a day/night of it some time. I used to work there

thought the same thing, but knew 3 others would jump on it hahahaha

LOL at epic-power-pole-drift-little-red-car-out-of-nowhere-limiter-bashing-second-sideways-tail-gate-dual-phone-text-and-talk-foot-stereo-teeth-steer-foam-dome-knob-job-top-of-tree-licence-hand-in!

pics or GTFO

I pitty the foo' that caint tell a foo' from a fo'!

better make sure you lock out that hicas then!!

that's what she said

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyy

fixed

hahahahaha you needed to look at the lights to work out why he crashed it? Did you LOOK at the guy? Bogan central man. I wouldn't have been surprised if he had a pack of winnie blues rolled up in his sleeve. He was a typical rex driver: Failed school, so he dropped out and went on the dole instead of repeating grade 4 for the 6th time. Beat up his first wife, so she left, he still refers to her as "that cunt". Learnt to drive out at "Tommo's place" near Warwick, was never officially granted a licence by the state, but he's a choice driver, he can skid all the way into fourth. having said that. His bitch had nice tits

do it!! If I could bring it home without getting shot... and if I had $500 I'd buy it!

there was a thank you and there was the preemptive taking you to jimboomba so you could come mountaineering with me and the ginger

you see my point then. good

you're forgiven

a bad joke would probably be more like telling the one about how a jew, a black man, and colonel sanders walk into a bar... at a temple in harlem.

oh don't give me that! it's always "john, find this bitch for me. john, cup more firmly. john, where the eff is my afm?" Since when do I look like the Kunta Kinte up in this motherfucker? I'm not your whipping boy, bitch

Morning, sir! Similar to what I used to do. As long as I had coffee going when the boss arrived that meant I'd been there for ages... seeing as how I'm a coffee addict... It was something I never forgot even if I only beat them by 8 mins or so

I'm lazy. Add to that the fact that I wasn't interested in her last night, and still don't give a flying rats ass today and that's puts you somewhere around 'do it yourself, kent' in the grand scheme of things.

signature's not just for the luzl, brah

yeah, but she was under 16, so I could cbf then

OI! Don't make me edit up your shit to say you're wearing a tutu, bitch