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Isola

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  1. you think i only work chicks from brisbane? ahhh... ye of little faith
  2. where's uni? i have to be at the airport at 1610
  3. I don't blame you - i would have to! Can I come and see it tomorrow please? Well why don't we go to kangaroo point kfc then?!?!?!? I'll pick josh up sneak out! my police encounters are bad enough without trying to add that to it!
  4. city where? where the hell am i supposed to park? where'd you park?
  5. he's probably gonna post a photo of his fire crotch. if he loved us... he'd post a photo of his sister's crotch so we could fap
  6. looks like i got in just in time with my first quote lol if i say yes.. can i be the little spoon?
  7. in the 18 months I've had the 'woo I haven't cleaned it. hosed it a couple of times so i could see out the windows, but apart from that, nothing. load bearing/structural dirt FTMFW!!
  8. if you love that... wait till you see my doggy style
  9. where? Just get a good quality chamois and don't use brushes/scratchy things on your paint 1. sounds good 2. where? i'm more than likely in for lunch, brah. but where are you going?
  10. quote limit tried the other day for an epic "that's what she said"... got denied tres accurate
  11. like they haven't been watching for years... ooooooooo that totally trumps the mcdonalds one. i'm gonna do the same! i'm getting gravy though. kfc sauces are shite.
  12. hahahaha get some pointers from dan! LOL! Can see it now. Rocking it ol' school in their '89 excel
  13. So as of today... Centerlink have declared me an official deadbeat and decided I've spent enough money that I had saved that they'll pay me! But how's this dude? Just standing there... in line... waiting. Seems normal enough oooop wait... hang on... he's got a vacuum cleaner or "hoover" as Colin would say... no... wait a second.... there's no head on it ....he has a piece of paper he keeps reading... i hope it's not a "kill list" hang on... it's not even connected to anything!!! ...nigga think he outta ghost busters or something yo...
  14. You just live for wheel alignments don't you? Also reminds me of the old lady I had call up one day to book a taxi. She didn't want a "Nigga, towel head or slope" to pick her up I said "we're not called black and white cabs because of the color of the cars..." and hung up on her!
  15. African AMERICAN doctor? Dude... it must be the old chick I had at the record store one day. She wanted some Sinatra stuff, and I said "sorry, none of his solo stuff in at the moment. Closest we could do would be rat pack" and she said "I don't want rat pack. I only like Frankie. I don't like Dean Martin & Sammy Davis. I don't want any of that horrible wop or darkie music"
  16. thank you sir True... there was some assistance. But you owed me SOMETHING for the Dr Pepper... Did you not tell work?
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