Isola

oh shit! i nearly forgot. The Tale Of The Epic Skids So Tristan and I dropped Dave home, and on the way there we saw a car doing a mad burn-out near the BP. There was so much smoke it was like Cheech & Chong were up in that motherf**ker. We decided we'd have a look on the way back. On the return journey we went through the roundabout up near Kenmore Village, and overtook a Holden. Once Tristan put his brakes on, the death defying legend* that was driving it gave it a bootfull and passed us. Champion effort*. Tristan remarked "Hey! Maybe that was the guy doing the skids before!". We got down to the BP and had a look at the road. Pretty good effort I do have to say. The lines went from the driveway up the hill for a good 13ft. The smoke was still thick in the air. We had the windows down which turned out to be a mistake as it didn't take long for the lingering effects of burnt rubber to hit us. As we turned around and headed back down the hill, we saw in the Woolworths/McDonalds carpark... The Holden that passed us! Doing huge massive giant epic skids!! The smoke hung thick in the calm night air. It slowly billowed up and out from the car park, as the car continued to lay more rubber. The headlights tried to peek through the smoke, but it was too much like fog on a calm Winter's eve, and the light instead illuminated the cloud. Then we left. The end. * anything denoted with an asterix is either an outright lie or laced heavily with sarcasm.

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Space savers FTW!

geee dave isn't bored

nice of you to join us

yes tristan, we're all proud of you ...so i beat microsoft. f**k them and their new 2009 version of msn. f**k them. it's a useless piece of shit. whoever wrote that fail of a program... back to coding school, bitch. waste my time and my download on a horrible nastyass piece of shit like that. everything was all f**ked up and 'sleek'. pictures on the wrong side, file sharing causing all sorts of pains in my ass. planks of wood at microsoft... f**king planks of wood. took me ages to uninstall and downgrade.... bastards. i hope they all die. painfully. now that that's out of the way... i'm thinking about going to see g.i. joe... but that means i have to walk to the cinema... and i'm tired... but they sell dr pepper at the cinema... so it's tempting... but walking sucks

keep the skyline? oh boo hoo... whatever will he do? not something i'd be complaining about

I'm battling the msn demon

guess that depends on HOW MUCH cash it'll cost you to get it drifting again

that's right bitches

Triiiistaaaan, if you can give me a lift tonight I'll be your best friend

yeah, you're now the FOURTH person on my list to do that... thanks heaps tristan... why didn't you add me?

you're still signed in on msn by the way...

ummm... i don't know how to get there, or get home tonight... this kent of a daewoo is still PF...

what are you evil laughing at?

Anyone want to turn their car into a sex toy emporium?

that car, is pure sex. congratulations!

i might be unemployed... but i'm not destitute... yet

If you have enough, could I please have two inside ones, and one outside one?

f**k yeah! more places need to do ribs!

meh, so many of the stores are useless and screw it up and make it taste like crap anyway. I used to rake people over the coals in my store when they f**ked up. Ahhh what a shit job managing a KFC was

who cares if they go broke? if the recipe is out ANYONE can make it so it'll always be available.

dan's plans = underpants

No, if he does it, that's a good thing! If two stores have the same recipe - UNDERCUTTING! KFC might finally be cheap again! ...f**k now I want KFC. you bastards. for those of you have have it, add me on msn for christ's sake! life.after.god.isola at motherf**kin gmail dot communists or myspace http://www.myspace.com/musicbyjohnnystorm or facebook http://www.facebook.com/johnnystorm6126 I'M BORED! ...now i'm going to go get KFC. *edit* no KFC for me. Can't find my wallet. Too lazy to have a hardcore search. Rissoles it is!

Ok, I'll forgive you... this time