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i'm sure we won't scare away too many people

Dan is what Tristan has nicknamed his ass. It's a very proud day for our young Tristan. Years and years of training have finally paid off

I'll gtf your o in a minute boy it's just simple fact - black silver and dark blue 34s are sex incarnate. some colors just work well on certain shapes 33s - black and white 32s - gunmetal 35s - white and silver simple facts bitch

hahahah what a top bloke. those kinds of people really give skylines a bad name

I always have stupid run-ins like that with the fuzz. It's like I just can't have a normal encouter with them.

34s are teh secks! can't wait to see this black one!!

mmmmmmm black 34... ......fap fap fap fap fap

silver R33 - leaving newmarket mcdonalds friday night heading onto enoggera road, then went past speed trap and up onto samford road silver r34 heading north on frederick st toowong today about 11am (looked very hot!) grey r32 4 door parked on alpha st taringa - rego ***-LET

So... I just had an interesting adventure. As some of you are aware, the Capri was being a fussy little bitch on Thrusday night and lied to me about the fuel situation. It cut out down the street and I said "root it" and walked back up the hill and took the other car. So tonight I figure I'll go and get some fuel and bring it home. What should have been a 10min run down to stafford and back turned into an hour and a half epic journey. The Caltex at stafford shut their doors so you can't get into the shop between 11 and 5. I forgot. As I came into view of it, I remembered and thought "right... off to ivory coast at Kedron then!" got down there, trotted in, found the jerry cans, bought it, walked to the pump (so far so good ey?) filled the can up and as I screwed the lid on - the god damned funnel dropped off the lip INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE CAN!!! *sigh* paid for the fuel and drove back NEAR to where the Capri was, thinking "if i park halfway back to the house, it's less walking to get back to pick up the Daewoo (in my mind it made perfect sense even though it was complete horseshit ). Started the walk down to the Capri (now mind you this was about 100m) half way there "ugh! that car has bright ass headlights" *covering eyes with hand not carrying can of petrol* - - - *BLUE AND RED LIGHT DISCO TIME!!!* SERIOUS?!?! Couldn't even walk 100m without getting stopped by the five oh They did the usual "got any id?" "what are you doing out at this hour?" and of course how could they not ask "what's with the can of fuel?" So i filled them in, that the car ran out of gas blah blah filling it up etc etc yawn boring, please sir can i just go and do it now? So just to make sure I wasn't going to torch the car they wanted to confirm it was mine: did i have the keys? "yes sir i do" can we see you open then door then please? "here you are, open" the usual BS. annnnnnyway - they finally get bored of laughing at me and leave Now all this while i've been pondering "hmm... do i really need that black pipe... it should be alright to just dump in" fkin WRONG!!! I've never noticed it before, but the fuel access is REALLY deep on a capri. Too deep to just tip the can upside down and hope. So I started to forrage in the two cars to find something funnell worthy (no I couldn't have just gone home and gotten the funnell, because I don't own one) drink bottles looked good, but my keys and pen didn't want to puncture the plastic... what I really needed was a knife or scissors. Now I don't know about you... but i'm not NORMALLY trying to take over a commercial airliner and aim it at a building, so 99% of the time, i'm not carrying a random blade. I tried everything - jumper lead clamps, tyre iron, spanner, it was just stupid. then I thought... hmmm there HAS to be a lighter in one of these cars.. I smoked for 8 years... SURELY i've left one behind... so i looked and dug and scavanged and finally!!! when i was about to just scream out an epic "KHHHAAAAAANNN!!!" i found one! So i set about to burning the bottom out of a plastic drink bottle... when my lovely new friends from earlier drive back down the street, obviously heading back from whatever housing commission domestic abuse call they'd been responding to. And there's me, the dude with the can of gasoline... now with a lighter... lit... near a bottle... now i'm SURE that this did NOT in ANY WAY scream Molotov Cocktail to these guys... not at all... yet for some reason... they stopped again... "Mr. Harrison..." ....ahhh shit... he remembered my fkn name... "It's not what it looks like! I'm sure you guys hear that a lot... but it's NOT!" He didn't really look too trusting of me at this point... can't say I blame him, lighter in one hand, smoking plastic bottle in the other hand, and a 5L tin of highly flamable liquid at my feet... "So... what is it then? care to enlighten us?" still.. for some reason.. really not trusting me... ME the guy with the lighter and the gas... ME of all people... "ok... the little funnell on the can fell into it, i can't get it out (at this point i refrained from a "that's what she said"... but i was DYING to do it) i need a funnell to fill the car up..." cop: "so what's with the bottle and the lighter?" me: "i don't have anything sharp... and i watch far too much macguyver" cop: "ok, well I don't want to stay here all night, yet i don't want to leave the scene of a can of fuel, and a lighter. it's going to look really bad for me if someone has to bring a big red truck down here with it's lights on, and i didn't report it" me: "well if you guys have a knife or something i can use instead, i'll hand the lighter over to you, i really don't want to set anything on fire, i just want to take my car home" cop: "i have a better idea... rather than handing you a blade. I hold onto the fuel, you finish you little funnell there, you give me the lighter, you fill up your car, i give you back the lighter, we both leave" me: "fine with me" so i gave him the jerry can, and he fumbled around trying to get the nozzle out while i when all trogdor on the bottle. he couldn't get the nozzle out either. so i held my makeshift funnell into place, tipped up the tin with my other hand, pour, SLIP!.. ...jeans and shoes covered in petrol. fun times. eventually i got the hang of it, and got maybe 2.5 - 3L of the 5L of fuel in the car. The rest of it was ON the car, on me, on the road... once they were done laughing at me again they took off, i packed up all my shit and took the car home, then walked back down and got the other car, and took it home. then hosed the capri down, then washed myself off. I have some jeans to clean now and god knows how i'm going to get the smell of fuel out of my connies what should have been a 10min job...

white R33 - parked on patricks rd arana hills tonight as i drove by at about 10pm

if there are THREE 34s there... i may well have to bring a change of pants...

edited for accuracy

maybe next time you'll pull your finger out *edit* and bring the 34 so i can fap over it! promise i won't streak the windows

Hey Taz, what are the chances of a photo or two of the lebspec supra? i've been dying to see it for the hillarity factor!

haha yeah, but it wasn't anything important. they all deicded that it wasn't fair that tristan got double stamps on his ice cream card. so they all went in and fell over each other trying to get the most stamps. i can't remember who won, i was too busy eating ice cream.

man... like i said - the only way to get MORE stamps than you crazy bastards got last time, is to just take the stamp and stamp pad, and have a good old fashioned stamp fest!

<<<<<<< Real Name: John

shut up bitch I do other stuff through the day as well you know... in fact right now I'm getting ready to go out... and buy a Rubiks cube. Oh yeah, that's right. Pimp it up next time, Brah. You had TWO OTHER DUDES IN YOUR CAR! stop being a greedy kent, and bring ze bitches for us!

yeah it was the yellow one. it was pretty

the ones that really bug me are along the lines of "BMW-227" if you're the two hundred and twenty seventh person to get BMW... they're not exactly personalised

Wish I had have seen this thread earlier... I got pulled over (tail light out) by a dark blue mazda RX-8 about 3/4 weeks ago, inbound coronation drive about 330am. If I'd known about this I would have got the plate. If I encounter them again I'll make sure to get the details.

oh! p.s. Tristan. Bring some scene bitches next time

thanks for having me along fellas! was good to meet all of you. even though at one point it seemed like tristan was luring me off into the hills to slaughter me oh by the way... saw the R34 downstairs as i left - very nice and remember, colin:

what time? and is it just baskins?

i worked on the despatch radio at black and white cabs. the company isn't losing business, the call center manager has just lost touch with reality. as it's a public forum, i won't harp on too much about it. but if we meet and you remind me, i'll fill you in on it.