John's day at school:
Got there early and there were a couple of people already waiting, they were slaves, but they seemed aiight. Not the kind of slave to boost your car, but not the kind you'd trust around your wives or daughters either.
Then slowly more people arrived including one sandwich maker that's as wide as all outside.
Then some dude turned up to show us through the buildings etc. While he was talking the bus of wayward youths turned up. Flat cappers, skinny jeaners, lip ringers - that kind.
Turns out it was two groups - one for automotive, and one for construction... strangely the majority of the herpaderps went to construction...
So then my class breaks down thusly:
15 people
1 fat fucker who already think he knows everything because he has already done 3 tafe courses...
4 slaves (2 decent ones I met to start with, and two coon slaves who just laugh and carry on like tools the whole time.)
1 half slave 15 year old fat fucker who walks at roughly the same pace as erosion took to form the grand canyon, until he gets to a flight of stairs. Then he simply lets gravity so all the work and nearly killed everyone else on the stairs twice...
1 other 15 year old who had no concept of time and comes back late from every break
1 mobile sandwich unit who doesn't understand the simple instruction "no food or drink in the classroom... and ate the ENTIRE day.
4 stoners, one of whom can't lift his feet when he walks and it sounds like he's dragging concrete blocks along the ground. Lazy cunt. Major attitude problem too. Cracks the shits every time they do a roll call as though he shouldn't have to be asked more than once in his entire life.
2 nerdy looking gits
And me
Out of those 15 people. 5 were there on time. The other ten GOT LOST on the way there. Catching the wrong train/bus, Not being able to find Bracken Ridge, etc. 3 of them had to leave early to go and buy safety gear that they should have already had and have had more than a week to get it all. One of the people who got lost actually was so stupid that they drove around looking for it until they ran out of fuel...
Martin - turns out the guy with the Alfa wasn't the teacher, just the guy ushering us into the building and stuff.