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astrotristan

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  1. i thought u had your mates cap on in this thread - not your admin one
  2. shiitt thats a bit rough... you're killing me shan - soon itll be time for a user name change :|
  3. ooohhh if you need your dick sucked Tas, I'd happily drop to my knees for you. slurp slurp. I'll even cup your balls gently. please?
  4. I SELL HOUSES like a boss SEAL DEALS like a boss IMPRESS CUSTOMERS like a boss I FLIRT WITH BITCHES like a boss LAST 90 SECONDS like a boss GET REJECTED like a boss I DRIVE A VOLVO like a boss I LIKE SAFETY like a boss I FLIRT WITH REDSUNS like a boss TAKE BALLS ON CHIN like a boss WISH I WAS A MAN NOT A BOY like a boss I SPOON WITH FUNKY like a boss I GIVE KILLER HEADJOBS like a boss TO MYSELF like a boss
  5. BAHAHA! hey it'll get us some free hondas.. u kno they got v-tec.. yo
  6. gee 4cm is pretty big - how did they (mechanics) not notice it, good to hear its sorted and back on the road
  7. how epic are the shoes! FU*K YES! funkymonkey in that - gold
  8. i think i just read "mad reach arounds meet" rubbed my eyes and it said "sauqld meet" lol oooops did i just offend ppl
  9. what did one New Zealand statue say to the other New Zealand statue?? "statue bro?" (say it out loud for best effect )
  10. remember coro drive last thursday redsuns? n that was at like 9pm! f**k crossing the river - shit goes bad on teh other side... :laughing-smiley-014:
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