in the middle of a heated, steamy session you jumped up and yelled "WOW! AND THE MESS IS GONE, THANKS SHAMWOW" didnt you..
and thats why he's your ex now
this reminds me of shan's story about "the flip"
lets just say its something you only do at her place..
where shes on her back - pull out and jizz,
then flip her on her stomach and start again
hahahaah
ok so maybe i miss shans stories a little