MrWindsurf

Hey peoples im going to st.kilda ackland st tonight, thinking about taking the gtr, where is a nice safe sport to park around there

Herp Derp everywheres a saussage fest these days, the women are getting smarter and staying home... I mean f**k going to some club packed with cocks that wont stop hitting on you. lulz we need to find where the women are hiding

Haha yeh its like that, I was more occupied with getting sweet sweet chicken *drooolllll* haha so were u guys by the looks of things

You guys walked pass me n koosh, we looked at eacher other then back at you guys and were like .... code blue? lol

oi jeremy did u go to nandos with dave like round 12:30ish

mmm nandos

Agreed, I'd like to get out for a drive but the weather is perma winter at the moment

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by this chick

busta (y) but twista is better

lol again with the lead blankets, when have you ever seen a car on the back of a tow truck under a lead blanket???? sorry to hear about the gtst ill keep my eyes pealed

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference between hypothetically and realistically. He asked his dad for help. "Go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mailman for $1,000,000," his Dad said. He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes". "Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question." He did and came back and said, "She said yes too". So dad said, "Hypothetically we're millionaires, realistically we're living with two whores."

awww well now your back gunna hurt because you just pulled landscapin duty. Anybody else' fingers hurt .... I didnt think so

lol mohsen everytime i see one of those pictures i expect something spastic to happen ..... i rest my case

why forever alone ric? awww hurrooo wasteland

do you get her 5 daughters for that price too?

yeah jamie's a full fb stalker he loves that shit

Hhahahahaha its Ham solo

yeh bloody teen shit should, have stones thrown at them to see how they like it. f*ken crule pricks it really pisses me off to hear about stuff like that. also I have been in our rental house for over a year now ... still no gas or electricty bill .... should I be worried lol I hear there is a certain time laps between bills and payment like if they haven't billed you for 12 months you only have to pay the last 6months because its their fault ..

are you guys countin down till the end of the day already?

Nah man no pancakes last night, tbh I hate the pancake parlour they charge like $20 for some pancakes and icecream .... seriously .... it would cost them less than $3 to make that stuff. That and I was a broke ass sob last night had like $8 left in the bank till today when i get paid :S in other news this http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/scavenging-pensioner-cut-off-georgia-armenia-internet/story-e6frfku0-1226035145555 loooool

Morning all

Oi Jeremy did u thrash out the rear brakes on that magna at code blue?? handbreaky's??

I've always been a sucker for a blonde