MrWindsurf

Lol yah right, nah I haven't really had the need to go to codeblue ... ever ... bah so does anyone here play minecraft, I had a crack at it last night and man for a game with the worst graphics every its soooo addictive

like you can talk jeremy .... i hear you came past playspace yesterday ... according to big dave

post .... lol

A question for wasteland, I have never changed the pannel filter in my gtr and was thinking about doing it this weekend, I have a sticker on the airbox saying nismo filter, I was wondering if there are any markings/branding on the filter itself to let me know that it is actually a nismo/k&n filter?

hahahahaah hamish Sounds good James, I've been meaning to get down there with my car for quite a while now

Hey guieeeeezzzzz A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife, and the sales girl directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he places a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Confused, the sales girl says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife." He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because it's sooooooo much cheaper. I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened ? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit." "It was my first day with the hook."

gotta provide the lulz mang, helps ppl get through the day

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

Hhahahahaha

Do not want

then she was like omg and i was like yeh i know right? but then we had the same colour tops on and i was all nooo wayyyy and she was like yeaaaahhh totalyyy

Jamie you should get in there too

Lol Sau = pedo education

Jamie u horny bastard always with the pics of the women LOL

If its coburg im in

I'm with birds on that one alex, there should still be a thing called "service" I mean if your paying a decent price for your meal, whats wrong with having someone bring it to you and offer drinks ect ect.

I see I see my work colleague suggested the Langham too seems to have a pretty good reputation

exactly, also the level of service you recieve ... the quality of the dining experience.

hahahhaa soooo alex .... what are you doing later? wanna catch up for uhhhh dinner?

Yeah I was looking at eurka tower, seems to about on budget. might give it a go.

jamie u kno damn well i live next to boxhill mmmm fob food ... authentic

lol *thinks of $200 worth of maccas* Droooooool

So im thinking of taking the mrs out for dinner for her b'day at the start of april wheres a really nice place to go for dinner. I'm sure you all can think of a place budget is like $200 inc booze i guess. I live inner east if that helps

Can she pay with sexual favours?