MattR

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maybe every club member should put one on their car

http://sa.gumtree.com.au/c-Cars-Vehicles-Motorbikes-Parts-cars-SENIOR-DRIVER-SAFETY-STICKER-FOR-REAR-WINDOW-W0QQAdIdZ318074801 had to have a laugh at them:) why would it make a differance

nice matt, did you get a chance to look at the bunch in the bay to birdwood. i want to get hold of another 1257 LS again. still beats my time from my place to the barossa via chain of ponds than my 32R did

nah mate not that lucky

good work steve. be interested to see how the ride is

was that pete's old GTR (SLED) on these forums?? looks very nice

hey munro my old boy has allways had 4WD campers purely to use off road, baught a hybrid camper/van and was way to wide for bush tracks. he has thought about motor home with 4WD and roof top tent on trailer but cost is too much. I think motor home with virata and rooftop tent on trailer would be best situation so travel in comfort 90% of time then leave motorhome in caravan park etc and go bush with the vitara

http://www.themotorreport.com.au/52497/infiniti-fx50-performance-concept-debuts-at-frankfurt i wonder if you get a life sized cut out with finger??

i can get it done with the people that do the Ambo's cash jobs on weekends about the 250 mark email if keen

nice car, no these wernt supercharged but go damm well

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/police-defect-cars-in-charity-run/story-e6frea6u-1226137280178 haha commonhores defected

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have you looked at the mondeo hatch?? diesel is great 5.7 l/100km boot is 816 litres or thereabouts. and yes resale is not the best when new but bargain for a three year old car.

good work cant wait to see it. another feather in the cap for Martin and all the crew

how bout suziki vitara? fun to punt around few with sr20's in and can be had for under 5k also n14 sss? im in the same boat atm, looking for a run around but still fun

i lost mine a year after the offence was commited as paper wrk was lost, and thought nothing of it at the time.my main problems was how can the court take your licence off you then if you have lost more tha 12 points including the time allready had licence taken off you, then loose it again from motor reg? dosnt seem fair that you get penalised twice. I agree i did the wrong thing and coped it on the chin but then to loose again because of motor reg was a kick in the guts

was looking at that mattblack 35, but rememberd only gay people drive those:)

you going to put in a 1275 or go all the way and go 1380 with twin 1 1/2 su's or doce 45 weber?? i had the 1380 in my old min and snapped the crank:)

its tempting, id just put a set of SA gov plates on for the road:)works out to same price i sold my 32 for. I had an offer on my roxby house, i should take it and buy this car.

out of curiosity, how would you know a good dent remover steve:)

yeah same as above

thats what i thought, i could c u driving that steve:)

http://adelaide.gumtree.com.au/c-Cars-Vehicles-Motorbikes-Parts-cars-Ford-Falcoln-EF-Auto-750-W0QQAdIdZ310808353 i wonder how long before you got pulled over and defected??

what does the price work out too??