a survey into what gives women the most pleasure is conducted. a frenchman is asked what he does to excite a woman. he says 'well i kiss 'er shoulders, then 'er neck, then 'er chest and she is enraptured with passion...' a yank was asked the same thing and he says 'i put my 44 gallon hat on, get my stock whip out and ride her like a bronco and she goes wild'. an australian is asked the same question and he says' 'well, to be honest not much happens during sex but but when i wipe my old fella on the curtains afterwards she gets goes crazy...'