Cowboy1600

f**k no. I'm not the one telling someone to watch their back. I show my face at meets. I attend events when possible. No heroship going on here. I say it like it is and don't suffer f**kwits who think they were hard done by cause they got booked for being a tool.

How the f**k am I a pain in the arse to car drivers? Seriously? I spend my time on the road trying to stay as far away from them as possible. I sure as f**k don't get in their way. I've never run into anything, let alone a truck, and have been riding for a long time, so clearly I'm doing something right.

Hahahaha....you're a joke, pal. Seriously, a joke. You know where I'll be, not that that will mean one thing to you. You're an internet hero, nothing more, nothing less.

When did I say I'm some bastion of moral right, dick head? I do shit wrong all the f**king time. But I don't put others lives at risk anymore than is unavoidable nor post on an internet forum complaining when I get caught. If I get busted doing the wrong thing I suck it up. And splitting is illegal, filtering is not. Nor is it dangerous. If I stop in front of you, meh. Your piece of shit isn't going to keep up with me off the lights anyway. The crux of my argument is, and it's indisputable, that the bitch, if she was trying to unwrap and eat a cheeseburger, deserved getting booked. You can't pay attention to the road and unwrap a cheeseburger at the same time. I see dick heads try stuff like that all the time, usually when I'm trying to avoid getting run over by them.

Fill me in on what's wrong with riding a bike? Don't mistake me for a fly-by-night fooly sik rider who will sell his bike cause it scares him. I've been riding for more than 15 years, much of that time I've only had a bike for transport. I've done more ks on a bike than most people will do in a car in a lifetime.

It is if you have to take your hands off the wheel for an extended period. And it's discretionary. Unwrapping a cheeseburger would require two hands. Who's steering? I filter, while is legal, but do not split.

What's funny is you wouldn't say that to my face. That's what's funny. Mate, you're that top bloke who started a thread sooking that your friend had been booked. And she was booked rightfully so. And I ride because that's what I do, cock-smoker. That I own a car is secondary to bike ownership. But again, you wouldn't say most of that shit you just said to my face because you're a spineless flamin mongrel.

f**k off, stupid. I don't have to choose to say nothing when people drive like f**kwits and do not pay attention to what they are doing. Read the thread from the beginning. The OP was complaining because his friend got booked for NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHILE DRIVING. Grow a f**king brain. I don't use push bike lanes and I do park on foot paths out of the f**king way of pedestrians. It's perfectly f**king legal to park on foot paths, you f**king idiot. You haven't got any f**king idea what you are talking about. None. Nill. Zilch. No f**king clue. Come back when you grow a brain.

Success!

You can all me the Segue King if you like. Or don't. I'm not bothered either way.

What bike will you be on? I need to know which one I have to try and run off the road in my car (CwutIdidthur?)

That's funny, coming from someone claiming to be posting on their break...which stared at about 8:50am this morning. You also spell like a bum. Not looking good for you, dude.

Dude! L2Postimages!

Don't feel sorry for me. There's simply no need. And I have an HTC Desire, and big hands, yet am capable of posting on forums without looking like I struggled to graduate from primary school. Hell, I can even do it when pulled off the side of the road and still have my motor bike gloves on. It's not hard, really.

Telling it how it is isn't by definition negative. Not receiving the back slapping you expected doesn't relate to negativity. And quite frankly, like I could give a f**k if you perceive my comments to be negative. Call them whatever you will, doesn't make the fact that your friend was being an idiot and deserved to get booked any different.

For even a milli second i dont give a f**k if u dont believe im a rider and if i was to google the definition of being hypocritical...why dont you try to read or watch the news or maybe GOOGLE!!!....who is the biggest donors in the road right now i know that cuz im a nurse and almost everyday iv seen enough to make me not ride my motorbike everyday fair enough if thats the risk u want to take but dont come around here saying riding is a dangerous as driving....try to think it again most cars these days has airbags and compairing 4 wheels to a 2 wheels is definitely and more likely to survive in a crash than a motorbike!!!...commom sense! I also don't believe that you are a nurse. Nurses need tertiary education which means they can spell and construct a sentence beyond that expected of a 10 year old. You're insulting nurses everywhere by trying to make us believe that someone of your obvious supreme intellect would be a nurse.

Mate, I'm perfectly relaxed. If you think this is any effort, then you're mistaken. I'm about the most positive person you could imagine, I just don't suffer idiots. Never have, never will. So you've delved to the "measuring self-worth" depths now, I see. Sorry, won't be going there.

I can tell you now, I do not believe for one second that you ride. Also, you might want to Google "Define: hypocrite" because you clearly do not know what it means. There's nothing hypocritical about anything I've said. Yes there are plenty of idiots on bikes. Difference being, if they f**k up generally they are the only ones who will have to deal with the ramifications. And riding is more dangerous than driving, but it's a danger I accept and manage best I can. However I won't sit idly by while you have a sook about your friend being booked for being a tosser. Concentrate on driving or get off the f**king road. It's pretty simple. The copper was right to book your friend.

Mate, I'm not defending police. I've met many of them, some of them were fantastic people and some of them were the absolute bottom feeders of society. Fact of the matter here is you're defending someone who was being an idiot. It so happens that I see that exact scenario, someone not concentrating on driving, daily, many times, and usually results in me having to avoid dying. When your life is at stake, it tends to make thing a little more full on.

Really? So some illiterate cockbag comes in here complaining that some slapper he knows got booked for trying to unwrap a cheeseburger while driving and I'm a twat because I get pissed, being that I ride a bike and see dozens of cheeseburger unwrapping f**ks on the road daily, usually when they are cutting me off or nearly side-swiping me, meaning I don't like cheeseburger unwrapping idiots trying to deprive my wife and child of having a husband and father? Oh, and then some keyboard hero tells that he'll intentionally try and kill me with his car for LOLs, and I'm the one coming off as a twat? That's interesting.

It's not a violent swerve that's the issues, it's the not concentrating on what's going on in front of you that's the issue and the inevitable SMIDSY which will come with it.

Is that a threat? Or does being a twat come naturally?

It's a motorbike, cock-knocker, so you might want to -1 that.

It's a motorbike. So, yes, about $600 per year. I also pay $600 for my car which sits at home everyday of the week. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.