lulz.
i found the tigris river an absolute delight, and some of the best fishing on the planet!
where else can one find the lesser spotted severed human head?
amazing. i can reccomend a great travel agent as well, you will need to do a small amount of work and have a little experience in the field, but in return you get a six month holiday, and a sizeable amount of money!
now pair that with the once in a lifetime activity's, such as......
aforementioned human fishing on the tigris/Euphrates
the ability to play live action battlefield3 with actual reaper drones and real life fatalities!
no more dodging dog "land mines" on the beach in sorrento, dodge actual real life anti tank land mines that have been there 30 years in the fantasticly golden iraqi sand!
there are also plenty of real life work out scenarios for you fitness losers fanatics!
run as fast as you can to dodge bullets being thrown at you by an angry man in a dish dash!
practice those "dead lifts" by actually lifting a dead american on to your shoulder!
work on those core muscles as you carry around 70kg in materials and ammo in sweltering 45c heat!
now for testimonials
"i had a great time. killed me some dune coons"
brian "redneck" spilner
"the only thing i regret was that drunken night with the camel"
steve "f**ker" wright.
what are you waiting for! call today!
alternatively, google iraq private security, or, im a redneck christian who wants to murder brown babies.