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LTSJayce

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  1. I appreciate what Slaughter may've been thinking, in that there are cyclists, motorcyclists, even car and Skyline(a Skyline is more than a car...LOL)drivers out there that do stupid, dangerous and annoying things. What pisses me off is when those d1ckhe@ds get all of us tarred with the same brush! Oh, yeah; PK? Nice photo of Dorian. I saw him live hear in Canberra many years ago. FARK, 'huge' doesn't come close...
  2. Or even three cars, and a motorbike...
  3. Nah, I NEVER miss them, LOL!!!
  4. I like the term 'over engineered', LOL! Safety is paramount. Like Bullet32 has said, you can get defected for no engineers cert', but that's almost anything these days. Difference is, seats tend to stand out, and it's an easy starting point for the rozzers to lube up their rubber gloves...
  5. I'll be on two wheels(and, therefore, I have no heating to speak of), plus I'm going to take the 'fun' way up - none of that boring highway crap for this l'il black duck - so I reckon I'll be heading through Quangers somewhere around 8.30...
  6. I don't know why I didn't remember TG for the list...
  7. Figured as much from you, LOL!!
  8. I'm looking forward to seeing some Skylines being used appropriately!
  9. Facebook logging me out randomly...FARK! Could this be a sign my account has been hacked/compromised?
  10. I hear there's a GT-R owner desperate to get some forward momentum on their rebuild, and their auctioning off a heap of AutoSalon mag's on a worldwide auction site that a few people have heard about. It seems the GT-R owner's views on what constitutes a good read many years ago has changed, and it got me thinking...What magazine do you religiously buy(or subscribe to)? I'm lead to believe, rightly or wrongly, that SAU'ers are a fairly learned group, and whilst the www. can provide a heap on info', the publication houses seem to hold their own. I hope there are still people that read off printed matter instead of screens for some of their time. I love a good coffee and the latest ish' of...well, I have a few, but I'm attempting my first poll post here, so let's see what happens. I'm not gonna say straight up MY fave's; some of may have an idea of what I like to read already. So...I want to know what the prevailing theme is within ACT SAU. Get posting, in between flipping the pages of your latest magazine, hopefully!
  11. I look at it from a different set of eyes. I'm a FB user, too, and there's a simplicity to Twitter that makes thing easy for a tech' dweeb like me. Plus, at times, I get sick of being invited to a million different groups etc. Kinda hypocritical, considering how many group etc I hunt down and join when I'm bored, LOL! Twitter is cool by me; I can appreciate that people needing more stimuli, and not from K-Rudd, don't see the point.
  12. Deep thoughts for those who take life way too seriously 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like......night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 5. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 9. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand. 10. OK...so what's the speed of dark? 11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 13. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 14. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 15. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 16. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 17. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. 18. Just remember---if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 19. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 20. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
  13. Hee hee...I don't know what you're getting at ; )
  14. Looks like I'll be coming along to spectate, unless someone decides there'll be a two wheeled session as well...
  15. The following quotations are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts by Charles M. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were taking place. Regardless of originations, they can be eye openers as to the mentality of those engaged in the drill... ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there.. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. =2 0 ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the C ircus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I fini shed. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
  16. All interested? 1) Ex!$t3nZ 2) Michele 3) Mark 4) Shell 5) ZCR 6) SteadyEddie 7) LTS Jayce
  17. I'm happy and willing to help hand out a beating if/when offenders are found....F*CKIN' GRRRRrrrrrrrr!
  18. When/if Autech do one 'for real' in full GT-R trim, I think I'll lose it! As is, that's one horn' looking Stag'.
  19. I love good cars. I love my GT-R a little bit more than other good cars. I'm done, thanks!
  20. Stop it: you'll start a riot!
  21. Just another shot, in case the box of Kleenex still needs abusing.
  22. Ditto Kat's response. A good day was had by those who attended. I even managed to stay away from work long enough to cruise. I'm sure SAU'ers have their priorities as to where they'd be today. Mine was to help the fire sufferers and contribute a tiny amount, but it all helps! Good to see familiar faces, and happy to meet new peeps!
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