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LTSJayce

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  1. All the better to pound them with, I guess! Geez, if I'm launching two mill' on a car, I'd like it to be right hand drive AND driveable on our roads...
  2. Ta; I forgot all about the fabled Redbook...
  3. G'day crew. Here's one for the motoring buffs out there. Can anyone quote the Australian prices for the '89, '94, '98, 2002 and 2008 Porsche Turbo's? Maybe I'm lining these up against equivalent GT-R models and their prices(and yes, I'm aware only the 32 was an 'official' Australian car). Maybe I'm think of a value/ bang-for-your-bucks scenario. Maybe the new 35 has made it's way onto my Lotto list( after my 32 is finished, naturally!) Maybe Motor's May issue had a slight discrepancy in it's comparo of the four models on the track...but there wasn't a Porka out there, either. Maybe I secretly like those overpriced German cars, just not as much as I love Nissan's finest! Maybe I'm just being a little nerdy. Anyhow; pricing of Porkas? Anyone? My local dealer has sweet f.a. of a clue about the current range; they'll not remember anything about the older models! Plus they're shut right now, and this crazy idea just came to me...
  4. Sorry...I'm post whoring again. Maybe I'm just bitter that these two banned my car after it beat them senseless... Back on track: after 'Guarana', I'll add: energy
  5. Sorry; meant to post up earlier. I haven't done so, as my sensory overload has only just subsided... The only thing I can imagine being better would be the Nismo festival in J-land...
  6. Big Single Turbo... And the Blingmobile is in the mag? I never noticed! For those that are still in the dark like W.A. in ESDT, the latest High Performance Imports mag will show you what a TOUGH R32 GT-R should look like. You can have your 'phat chromies' and your 'fully sik as triple decker wing' and your shopping list written down the side: Twoogle puts all of that in the place it should be... And, yes: I'm biased!!
  7. Frink and Shell are on it like a bonnet! Keep an eye on the Newsagents, peoples! (Hint: "Low Mount Monster")
  8. Puppies P.S. Hitting home; nice word association, Scoob'!
  9. I think she's real good looki...Oh, you meant about the sub' thing, LOL!!
  10. You're getting warmer!
  11. Patience, little Padawan: all will become apparent soon! (Hint: Number 92)
  12. It's coming. Those that are HPi subscribers may well already know what I'm referring to. And, yes: I am most certainly biased... Can you guess what I'm on about?
  13. OK; we're starting to get somewhere! This will sound old-school, but I've never used MSN, Pat! Let me tinker with it...
  14. G'day crew! Just briefly: my boss has purchased a house that he's looking to put some sort of intergrated home system( speakers in each room, centrally controlled, and all that jazz. I don't know the proper term for it, but you know what I mean...). Rather than throw him to the lions, I know there's a few ACT members on here in the industry that I'd rather steer him towards for quotes/sales. Can you PM me or post up your work whereabouts if you're happy for everyone to know about what you do, and I'll get him on to you! Thanks in advance, Jayce.
  15. :laughing-smiley-014: ! How true!!
  16. I'm in love with my GT-R, but...WOW, that Porka is just gagging for a thrashing 'round The Island (only 'cause I'm too scared to even imagine going balls-out at The 'Ring...)
  17. Daddy's Rules for Dating Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.' Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge . Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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