LTSJayce

All the more reason...

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"

Just quickly;I'm happy to pay up(full amount is how much?Or deposit $$$'s is ?)and hold out for whenever,but Jan' should be a HOT month,thus making a game of running around flat out with minimally exposed skin a little warm. I'll play in such conditions,but it may be less fun for some. Either way,I'm up for it! Another suggestion;seeing as I like all you Skyliners,could we ask another club to challenge us? I'd much rather drop bombs on say some V8 club than shoot my friends...

Ditto Dan the man...fcuked situation...Shoot to kill,I say!

!!! Seriously??? !!!

Yup;no prob's! From what I heard,a 10% deposit should secure you one of the 20 in the world...which,from some reports is around $33,000 for said 10%! Pity they're all sold,really...

I am soooo in! Let me know the exact date & location,and I'm there!

Spotted last weekend...(apologies to the 56K brigade,but you'll thank me later for the download....)

(Although Scooby isn't 'stupid';moreso 'wise'!) I know the shop Sinister is referring to;those others of you having/had dilemas,feel free to PM me the offending shops/traders etc...for future reference. No need to state why unless you want to...K?

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging! his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost".

Just quickly:I have a mate(I do trackdays on mudderboikes with him)who's serious about buying a GT-R. As researched as he is so far,he's never actually been in the car with the Big Red 'R'! He's REAL keen for a quiet strop around the block,and he's keen to get it done quickly,so he can get his mind made up. He's not a joyrider,and I feel he'd be happy to sit next to you as you pilot your beatie around;fast or cruise can be decided by the both of you. The main model he's keen on is the 33,but if anyone can suggest a ride in their GT-R,it's be appreciated! P.M. me if you can help out! Jayce.

I'm officially barred up...

Fella's;Ant' is a top guy,and a default ACT SAUer(as he's here more than anywhere else!)-help him out by taking said wagon load off him!

So,if someone blows one up(and I don't think it'd make it as far as the dyno to go BANG,build quality wise),would that mean they've 'popped mycherry'?!? The next car in the lineup's name may well be 'TheVirgin'...

Oh,OK;if I must... These are our 'kids'(the GT-R is 'the other woman',according to my wife,LOL!) And 'the other woman' in her beauty, pre the overhaul...(I'm keeping this post 'on topic' now)

Which is sooo much faster than the dead stop,standstill I was at- up until last weekend!!

A widowed lady, Sarah, was sitting on a beach towel in Miami Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, spread his blanket on the sand nearby, and had begun reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you" he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" Sarah asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year" he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree" he answered, and resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied "How did you know my name is Katz?"

Thought that last one would get a laugh! And I agree,N;'bout farking time,indeed!

Lessons learnt? Wheel trolleys are a GOOD thing. Have a suitable socket for the B.F.O. axle nuts. Have some engine stand bolts ready if your new stand doesn't come with them. Coffee,CocaCola and Beagles around food are a catalyst for trouble. Jerra' Pub looks WEIRD in the daylight. And,most importantly,good friends are invaluable,not just for their efforts on one day! Jayce.

So,we got to the point where... And,VOILA! The reliable,and in no-need-of-removal-really RB26DETT was out! So,I must extend a huge thankyou to Jester,BulletR32,Frink,Bluprint,Scooby and Jimmy(forum name,Jeremy?)for putting in the hard yards. Seriously,without the enthusiasm,and sometime delirium,these guys showed up with,I'd be Wallaby Ted's cousin(Roo...)! Thankfully,everything went really smoothly,and I've already removed the stock turbos now the engine is on the stand(waaaaay easier than attempting it on the car!). So,if anyone would like to suggest a good,clean,no-numbers firearm so I can hold up a bank to get the funds required for the rest of the build... As you can see,I'm just wrapped... (Luke;you didn't get my 'good' side,LMAO!

Well,the time had come ladies & gents,for the next part of the puzzle that is my GT-R to occur. As you can see,the day before was all quiet and serene... But then,the hired help arrived! Organised months earlier,the car went from this: To this... And this... And this... With a bit of this and that thrown in for good measure,LOL! At one point,it was raining(men)!

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Spotted a white Stage',tinted,wheels at the top end of Belco'(discount Tyres area?)yest'dy morn'-neat. Anyone here? Gotta luv a Stagea!

AAAaaarrrggghh...fark. I was going to tag along sans GT-R and play photog' for the day,but I'm rostered on at work,and I can't get out of it(even if I am the manager!). Crap. Well,you lot will have fun with or without me,so I guess just a few less pic's is the verdict.

yaf28f-see my earlier post. I think you have a few supporters on this one!