Thought I'd add this to the mix:
1. People with lack of spatial awareness. For instance,people who walk onto a travelator/escalator and block the whole width of the thing to have a yap with their mates/play with each others' phones or snog in front of everyone stuck behind them. Some people actually want to keep moving to live,so let them by,morons! How 'bout 'keep left'?!? Are you all so lazy that you'll slow to a crawl as long as it's not you doing the work?F**k...
2. Self important nobodies. Scene:a line for bakery stuff at Bakers Delight in Belconnen. Said V.I.P.(Very Important Punk) doesn't pay any respect to the line up by standing at the counter and placing his order. The dork is actually someone you may've all seen on the TV:in politics,older,hooked nose,beard....see if you can work it out.Anyway...
Me: "Geez,you must be a pretty important figure"
Idiot,suddenly noticing there is something going on outside his little world: "Yes,I am;why do you say that?"
Me: "Because you're too wrapped up in yourself to notice that REAL people can form an orderly line and wait their turn..."
Idiot,now embarrased,and with the crowds' eyes upon him: "yes,well,I'm in a bit of a rush..."
Me: "I'd imagine some of the people here in this line are,too. The difference is,you're a f**kwit who doesn't care about others,but these people have some respect for manners and those around them...So,now you've been served,get on your way,little man."
Idiot: red faced,and no answer...
F**K...
3. EMO's that spend more time in front of the mirror,and use more beauty products,than most supermodels,just to try and look non-conformist and alternative...Life's so hard,boys and girls? Here's a Red Bull,some Vitamin C and a nailgun:get into it,will ya?
F**K,F**K,F*******K!