LTSJayce

I think Sin's problem is solved...

Ah,yes:RH9. Pass the Kleenex,please...however,I still feel the JUN R32 takes the prize(biased,I know). Close call,tho'! Spotted a very sexy 33 GT-R at Integra yesterday;TE-37's,set up for tarmac rallies(someone say "Tassie"?),neat as with a excellently set up engine,etc.

Just spotted(well,five minutes ago...)a black 33 GTS(T?),reg' YAY ***, purring around Bicentennial Drive in Jerra'. Anyone on here?

Just a quick one on this:how are you getting around avoiding water ingestion(IE: what happens when it rains...)? If it's something you'd rather keep quiet design wise,then OK;maybe PM me for a 'general' idea?

BIG power! Now,wanna impress me? Let's see it do laps around a track,LOL! Impress me even more? Send it to rego' AND get it passed!!!

Listen to this advice,all & sundry:it may help all of us out some day! Well put,S.K.!

Get some legal advice Odessa. Fight it,I say! Something in the procedures she went through doesn't seem right:I wont get into it here,at 4.56 am,but it's seriously worth looking into. After that,get and engineers cerificate for all you can,change the bits that are blatantly illegal,and move on! Good luck! Jayce

Rules To Consider 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.

> >>>>> On a tour of the North East of Australia, the Queen took a couple > >>>>>of > >>>>> days off > >>>>> to visit the coast. Her Range Rover was driving along the golden > >>>>> sands when > >>>>> there was an enormous commotion. > >>>>> > >>>>> They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the > >>>>> Queen noticed, just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a NSW > >>>>> jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a > >>>>>20 > >>>>> foot shark! > >>>>> > >>>>> At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing > >>>>>Maroon > >>>>> tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired > >>>>>a > >>>>> harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two > >>>>> reached out > >>>>> and pulled the NSW fan from the water and, using long clubs, beat > >>>>>the > >>>>> shark to death. > >>>>> > >>>>> They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat > >>>>>along > >>>>> with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they > >>>>>heard > >>>>> frantic calling from the shore...... It was the Queen calling them > >>>>> to the > >>>>> beach. > >>>>> > >>>>> On reaching land the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and > >>>>>said, > >>>>> "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I heard that > >>>>>the > >>>>> people of the Queensland and NSW hated each other. But now > >>>>> I've see this it's a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony > >>>>>which > >>>>> could serve as a model for other nations." > >>>>> > >>>>> She knighted them and drove off. > >>>>> As she departed the harpoonist asked the others, "Who was that?!" > >>>>> > >>>>> "That," one answered, "was the Queen. She rules the Commonwealth > >>>>>and > >>>>> knows > >>>>> everything about our country." > >>>>> > >>>>> "Well," the harpoonist replied, "she knows f*** all about shark > >>>>> fishing. How's the bait holding up, Or do we need to get another > >>>>>one?" > >>>>>

One word for you lot: QUEENSLANDER!!!!!

I sure hope someone already did just that!!

Pfft...nothing to get wound up over,by the sounds of it...

Ooooh! Pick me! Please,Miss,pick ME!!!

Ditto...

I feel like emailing both of these twits and getting tech' on their scamming butts...

Da linky:she no work...

Idiot: '93 R34? For a grand? Twit. And he lives in my suburb...I wonder if it's the black 'Line seen being towed away the other day!

You guessed right! For those that never got to see the R31 conversion,let me say that Bullet32 + JESTER will have done this job with a bunch of experience behind them from the last number! Suffice to say,I'll be expecting a top notch finish in the best body shape Nissan has to offer!

And,as it transpires,I've got primo tickets to the game in Melbourne! Erica will join the SAU contingent at the Jerra':look for me waving from the crowd in Melb's!

Have fun on the cruise,gang! Remember,it's not the size of the group,it's the fun to be had that makes it worthwhile! Just ask the two other ACT'ers that drove up with me to the Central Coast Show'n'Shine last year:one of the best road trips I've had! Anyway,I can't make it for three reasons: 1. I'm sick as a dog, 2. I've gotta work today anyway,sick or not,and 3. My car is far from being back on the road! So,enjoy it,you lucky lot!

And now it's 1-1,the final should be a cracker,Melbourne or not! QUEENSLANDER!!!

Was there two dudes,all in black,waving some stick with a red li...

I've seen a car cross two lanes at 15 km'h unhindered to rest up a gutter:black ice/any ice is next to impossible to have any sort of control on. To say Frink was going too fast isn't factual,provable,or even likely. I've seen the guy drive in different situation,and he's one of very few people that 'can steer a car',IMHO,with his brain actually connected to his feet. If he says he wasn't going fast,or 'pushing on',I'll believe him. It'd be a fool to post here saying one thing if there was a chance a witness could prove otherwise. You'd be suprised how far insurance companies,police,private investigators and people with their nose out of joint will go to find out more about us lot... So,heed Frink's warning,and ease up a bit! I don't think anyone was flaming him intently for crashing and the reasons he came unstuck,but we should all tread lightly these days,yes?