>>> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
>>> a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> 10 MILES
>>>
>>> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on
>>> without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which
>>> reads:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> 5 MILES
>>>
>>> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
>>> drives past a third sign saying:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>>> NEXT RIGHT
>>>
>>> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On
>>> the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small
>>> sign next to the door reading:
>>>
>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>>>
>>> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a
>>> nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
>>> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested
>>> in possibly doing business...."
>>> "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
>>> passages and is soon quite disoriented.
>>> The nun stops in front of a closed door and tells the man, "Please
>>> knock on this door."
>>>
>>> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
>>> answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the
>>> cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the
>>> hallway."
>>>
>>> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
>>> through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he
>>> finds himself back in the parking lot facing another
>>> sign:
>>>
>>> GO IN PEACE.
>>> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.
>>> FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.