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  1. >>> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices >>> a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: >>> >>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >>> 10 MILES >>> >>> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on >>> without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which >>> reads: >>> >>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >>> 5 MILES >>> >>> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and >>> drives past a third sign saying: >>> >>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >>> NEXT RIGHT >>> >>> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On >>> the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small >>> sign next to the door reading: >>> >>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>> >>> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a >>> nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" >>> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested >>> in possibly doing business...." >>> "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding >>> passages and is soon quite disoriented. >>> The nun stops in front of a closed door and tells the man, "Please >>> knock on this door." >>> >>> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup >>> answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the >>> cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the >>> hallway." >>> >>> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips >>> through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he >>> finds himself back in the parking lot facing another >>> sign: >>> >>> GO IN PEACE. >>> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. >>> FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
  2. Come on guys back on topic now
  3. lol sorry had to say it. but yes she does smell
  4. Everyone be careful cause kylie farts alot lol
  5. awww i am catching u guys lol
  6. I would love to have her but way too far. I am big but not that big lol
  7. lol ok done deal. and if i get her to sing what do i get? Awww why not?? highlighters
  8. Ah ok cool. I do project management to in building. im always flat out lol Now slim was the real post whore the lil bastard
  9. ok challenge has been set. i accept ZOMg send me some. well looks like we have to do a best out of 3 lol
  10. lol what do u do there?? or is that a silly question Is that a challenge i see?
  11. lol i remember that one. that day was a do nothing day but just whore, i dont remember who won though Doesnt matter she is a women once she has her mind set to something thats it she will do it
  12. lol its not over till the fat lady sings I cant beleive it. never seen so many posts in one day from one person
  13. lol do they actually highlight??? lol and hoping not a smelly smell but a nice smell
  14. lol i used to be #1 poster most of thew days until you came along lol i cant keep up with ya
  15. Yes please. send it via express please i like it still to be fresh. i wanna come back to qld. i need another holiday
  16. man lil34 you f*kn killing the whoring settle girl lol
  17. Down here in the sth we all like to stay naked and get freakyy lol how cool is it. I thought would come in and say hi. how is you?? BUNTSEX
  18. *Does Nudie Run*
  19. Hey bec i will swap ya my xl for the l lol the xl is like a skirt i tried it on again yesterday
  20. 7k dude. with standard rims
  21. lol u wish. only genuiene offers thanks justin It is sir but alot easier if vic buyers bought them so please sir leave it
  22. These Games are all original. List is as follows; - Shaun Murray Wakeboarding Unleashed $20 - Pirates Of The Carribean $20 - Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 $30 - WWF Raw $20 - The Sims Busting Out $20 - Street Hoops $20 - MX Super Fly $30 - Ghost Recon Insland Thunder $20 - Battle Star Galactica $30 - FIFA 2004 $20 - FIFA 2005 $20 - FIFA 2007 $40 - Fight Night 2004 $20 - Star Wars Episode 2 $20 - CSI $20 - NFS Underground 2 $30 - Spiderman $20 - Star Wars Jedi Oitkast $20 - Rainbow Six 3 $20 - WFL 2K3 $20 - Matrix Path Of Neo $20 - Conker Reloaded $20 - Turok EVO $20 - Mech Assualt $20 - Rally Sport $20 - Rapala Pro Fishing $20 - Street Racing Syndicate $20 - NFS Most Wanted $20 - Ricky Ponting Cricket $20 All in great knick and all quite cheap. PM me Thanks Guys
  23. Hi guys just thought i would put a thread in here first and give first grabs to vic buyers if interested. These Games are all original. List is as follows; - Shaun Murray Wakeboarding Unleashed $20 - Pirates Of The Carribean $20 - Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 $30 - WWF Raw $20 - The Sims Busting Out $20 - Street Hoops $20 - MX Super Fly $30 - Ghost Recon Insland Thunder $20 - Battle Star Galactica $30 - FIFA 2004 $20 - FIFA 2005 $20 - FIFA 2007 $40 - Fight Night 2004 $20 - Star Wars Episode 2 $20 - CSI $20 - NFS Underground 2 $30 - Spiderman $20 - Star Wars Jedi Oitkast $20 - Rainbow Six 3 $20 - WFL 2K3 $20 - Matrix Path Of Neo $20 - Conker Reloaded $20 - Turok EVO $20 - Mech Assualt $20 - Rally Sport $20 - Rapala Pro Fishing $20 - Street Racing Syndicate $20 - NFS Most Wanted $20 - Ricky Ponting Cricket $20 All in great knick and all quite cheap. PM me Thanks Guys
  24. So to join this event what do we need as far as licensing is concerned??? Is this open to any car?? my mate has an xr6 ute and wants to come along. Please reply ASAP Sorry my bad cant come anyway have a party to go to
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