Lol when you get them you'll think they look really weak. Then you will question them.
Then you will question life and everything in existance and you will start growing your beard and hair because you will assume the hair dresser and clippers are out to kill you
Soon you will stop paying your mortgage and rent..
And you will be on the street warning everyone that judgement day is coming and then you will look back at what birds told you and think "I should've just driven the f**king thing"