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Rob's front lawn after a Sunday arvo of bird watching ..

Geezzzz Kat, I hope you don't carry out intrusive medical procedures with that thing

Not very P.C. ... so if you're easily offended better not look Ok, so now that everyone is looking, hope you all enjoy .. see below .. ____ ____ ____ Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Fred woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in. I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche... Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots....Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon. ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!! An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan ! He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats! Its doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!! Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies, blow the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?! A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.' Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!

Telephone rings, woman answers. Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, I have, V V V he's watching the football ... Who shall I say is calling?"

Spotted at 9pm tonight a silver 32 GTR parked in the vacinity of the City Police Stn ... nice looking car from where I was.

You are sooooooo right

speaking of XP ....

Well done Shell ... Firefox on Mac here.

Spoils

Cant stand those 'punks' ...

By whom?

Oh well ...

I'm afraid to go now in case I cut Shell off ..

Sorry Shell .. didn't mean to cut you off

LOL ... go Shell

K BOOM is back

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