(Heard this on the radio)
2 old mates fishing in a river near a bridge.
As a Hearse and 2 Funeral cars slowly pass over the bridge, one of the men quietly stands up, takes off his hat and bows his head.
After they pass, he puts his hat back on, sits down and continues fishing.
His mate turns to him and says, "Dave, that is the nicest, most respectful thing I have ever seen you do!" to which Dave replies...
"Well we were married for Twenty Years!"