2 different suburbs too.
Outrageous claims are outrageous.
Does anyone want to buy my 1989 R31 Wagon?
I built it myself by hand from grains of Sand extracted from the Mummified Bum Crack of a Very Famous Mummified Sand Dwelling Bum crack Manufacturer.
it says it has 230,000km on the clock but it's only done 30,000kms.
(the speedo did this really weird and unusual thing which is pretty common and it added 200,000kms all by itself cause I drove with the glove box open.)
I'm willing to swap it for a 6 pack of light beer and a small cash adjustment of $25,000.00 US. (it's a Mint Condition, Really Rare, Old Banged up, Very Common, Australian, Japanese Model).
I've done Nothing to it and no expense has been spared.
9000FWKW which is Amazeballs for a Rear Wheel Drive, Auto, Manual, Non Turbo, Front Wheel Drive Turbo Model.
Tyre Kickers and Time wasters will be serviced regularly and reach arounds are available on request.
Shelving is optional, apply within.