Two women walk into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle.
One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it."Thats nice, is it?"Sharon said waving her arm under her friends nose."Yeah, Whats it called?" "Veins a moi" "Veins a moi?Whats that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'Come to me'".
Sharon took another sniff ."That doesnt smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friemd again,"Does that smell like come to you?"......
I thought it was funny.... Hope I dont get in trouble for posting it