Count the first: On or about the 9th of June, 2011, one twocents, while driving a car owned by his girlfriend, five-quid, and with overly exciteable passanger the mighty douche on board, was struck in the front right quarter panel and drivers side door by a silver Honda CR-V who decided to reverse straight put into them. Details were swapped, quarter panel was bent to allow door to open and the mighty douche continued to dance around in excitement over his purchase of an auto loading pipe.
Count the second: After a development time longer than the time between "we will have a man on the moon by the end of the decade" and "That's one small step for man..." Duke Nukem Forever is finally coming out. Nerds everywhere have had a collective orgasim.
Seriously, Duke forever has taken longer to release than the foundation of the Apollo missions to success with Apollo 11. The Beatles formed, recorded all their albums and broke up in less time than this game has been in development. While this game has been in development multiple wars have broken out and a few have ended. Britney Spears' entire career fits inside the development window of this game. It took them less time to build the channel tunnel than this game. It better be one genre defining game is all I can say...