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Captain Natro

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  1. Get a c8 ya gin cubt
  2. Neither am I overly but my mate bought over a bottle of red rum
  3. Had 3 beers rum time
  4. I'm here just half pissed
  5. I get the occasional phone call, to give you an idea I still haven't caught his post count and he hasn't been here for over 8 months. No one word whoreing either.... We were whore brethren as it should be
  6. Haha not even I'm epic out of shape ATM, looking rather doughy lol Back on topic, I am the very model of a modern major general - Gilbert and Sulivan
  7. You said this already
  8. Mines 30 Also I fell asleep on my lounge room floor hence my absence
  9. Do you even read half the posts I put here, 60% of it is mainstream lol
  10. I need to go fast? I was stuck behind dave, how much quicker could I of gone? And yer it has some hecktic backfires lol
  11. Sex games - divieny Fashionably late - falling in reverse Fire starter - Samantha jade Tennis court - lordes
  12. #@Tai1or Made ^^^ top bloke/whore
  13. Tailor made?
  14. You know what I'm like with money I run a very strict budget... And I'm not touching my savings so have to wait for pay to go in ill be there trust me I've already taken work off
  15. Kilkenny on tap *Homer Simpson drool*
  16. Ah hi Luke you've got an interesting read ahead of you
  17. Like a gtst but powered with a larger lunchbox and can do your much admired 4 wheel skids if you try hard enough
  18. I asked you the same thing last night, I believe your reply was something in the vicinity "you may not ask who I am"... Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day that I have worn a visor and could tell a whispering tale in a fair lady's ear... To answer your questions 1. I am Nick, professional extrwhoredinaire. Owner of the abomination residing in Ga-Ton 2. I don't really mind either way but I'm here a lot.
  19. Wouldn't worry me in the slightest
  20. Unless he's wrong
  21. ^^^ exactly what I was getting at, hi five for mr bunta
  22. Doors that way squizz man don't let it hit you on the way out... It's spring loaded
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