Captain Natro

That blows the door of right

No need to be efficient while whoreing, and do it ya soft cawk

Nice I want to use one of them to arm nitrous... Same same really lol.Was just at work throwing a bottle of Worcestershire sauce around in trick bar tending style, didnt realise realatively hot girls were watching me. Asked me to do it again... And I didn't drop it *biggest success kid face on ATM

Oh well in that case don't worry about it, I'm sure she loved it...

Hey hey hey, don't blame me for your spraying of Pepsi onto your unsuspecting aunty...

Yep some people kiss there wife goodby and say there going to work, I wake up yell at my pet toothpaste for not doing the dishes and rant about selling my life for money as I walk to work lol

Find 3.7s and then give/sell me your 4.11s *this is me officially calling shotgun on the diff gear mmmkay guys*

Whored our selves out.... Meaning? *we've whored to much and now can whore no more? *sold our life for money? The former no, the later yes...

When u were my age (assuming 1997), did you rock a Nsync tshirt?

Did you work it out from my grammatical linguistic exemplar (of which is myself) of twenty year olds?2003, I was in grade... 3, and I would of been 10/11 years old. Them old feels bro, old feels lol

Yer well I'm 20 so ha take that

1 job is 70% customer service and is very time specific. So if there's not customers i whore The other job is me punching in figures into a computer and emailing accounts out to customers, and as the person that did the job before me was an old lady who could hardly type they have quite a large time allocated to do the task at hand... And since I can type at quite a decent speed I have copious amounts of time to whore on the job [hence I it "teh whore chair"] .... Except for the end of the month ie yesterday and today in which case I have to do a stock take of everything and it takes bloody ages

Yep yep, last Saturday in June. 60th you say.... So that makes you at least mid 30s - 40s

Yep sucked big sweaty hippy balls, was dark and cold and bullshit .... And to make matters worse i then had to walk to my other job. IM NOT DESIGNED TO DO THIS MUCH CARDIO!!!! 2 weeks till opens today!!!!

Unfortunately this is true ... So mr ants you'll be at this drag day I assume, you aswell Zac

Every Thursday/Friday is that time of the month... Working two jobs can suck my iPhallus

That's how i Read it

I'm not a good bloke and I'm not sending pies, I'm currently on the foot falcons walking to work

I might... Or take offence and spank u back lol I have that effect on people, making them feel old

I was about to say I was born in 1992, I grew up on the wiggles lol

Old school merry melodies make me lol

What kinda pawn are u watching !?

Sure it can.... TONNNNNNY PAY ATTENTION!!!

Yer I've had reps down most of the morning, she f**ked off about half an hour ago...

Well maybe you can train tony oh mighty wrist yoda