Cause maybe he can't read??
-Colours; black, blue, silver and (possibly) grey, with an extreme preference for black vehicles.<br style="color: rgb(28, 40, 55); font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(250, 251, 252); ">-Will NOT consider any other colours and prefer original paintwork.
OP, GL with search. My old 32 fits nearly all your criteria (GMG, 89) and is in NSW but not "for sale" as such... (Might be if you enquire.) Owner isn't technology savy either haha.