Charly

the honourable charly would like to know exactly how many times the member for psi has broken her airconditioner since the purchase of the white government vehicle? Member for psi, don't be cheap. Buy us some icy poles. It's crazy hot in here. Since you're asking I'll have a lemonade one.

I call to order member hot stuff, for the outrageous and blatant theft of concepts and ideas that may infringe and impige upon several copyrights. I'll take a mountain dew please.

I would like to congratulate The honourable Strutto for his swift and decisive action against the unspeakable evil of the "OMG WTF 15 year rule GOOOOOOOOONE!!!!11!!1!!1" thread. I almost shed a tear upon the resentation of the golden padlock.

Pwoah. How am I supposed to concentrate now?

I motion that we grant the advertising company the right to use the Johnny Cash song which contains the lyrics "I fell into a Burning Ring of Fire" to advertise heammeroid cream in honour of the Vindaloo as prepared by Councilor Chris hottie last night for the Members of this assembley. I also request that Members of the assembley be granted the privelige of calling councilor Smoothline by her nickname "bonezy".

If the asembley would indulge him the honoruable Charly member for the Party Party wishes a short recess so he can run off to The honourable member for the Barrow of Knownothing's basment so he may extract a clean urine sample from the love monkey chained in the basment that we "found" in a souveneir basket the honourable predator and myself brought back from our tour of thailand where we were assessing .. um something reallly relevant, so that the honourable member charly of the party party may pass the drug test in an honest fashion with flying colours. Eh hottie I know you love the smoothtalk.

I start the bidding at 75 of the taxpayers dollars. do I hear 75..

morning hottie. *winks seductivley*

Yes but everything else in there was pure dribble and I state for the record that the aforementioned material is of particular relevance to this discussion which will incongruate into the morrow due to irreconcileable differences in opinion. Councilor strutto, I feel that you're jealous because I got to watch the particular halloween special of the simpsons last night in relative peace compared to the veritable jungle of which your home seems to be of late. For it is too late as the jam and scones have been consumed in a timely manner. Iopia, My32. welcome to the chambers. Feel free to interrupt of start some sort of a fistfight like they do in Taiwan.

you post the thread, you organise the cruise. It's the way it's always been. Now get cracking.

order. order. now where are those muffins? Henceforethwith adjournment we must bring to order some of the more pertainable issues that have plagued the council's indeliberation over the last few quarterly reviews. Furthermore we should not neglect to change the avatar of the council head's pets and children for they are an intergral part of the flowcharting expense grid matrix in this local electorate. Once again I state for the record in clear english that even my five year old daughter could understand that we must move foward not backward upward not foward and always twirling, twirling toward freedom. Thank you. Now that that's out of the way can we please get to the scones and jam?

Goodnight hottie.

If you buy an mx5 or a gutless front wheel drive celica I will give you a set of scissors and a perm at my expense. You know you want those free scissors.

So when are you selling the skyline for say a celica or an mx5?

smoothline as you can see I've copped a hiding for fighting with noobs. Apart from that i've been good. We really have to get a group photo of everyone sometime just for the memories. I'm also thinking of the sticker on Smooth's car. "I'm fast, I'm safe, I'm smooth" So disturbing looking at that picture.

aaaaanyway, how have you been smoothline?

pwned! Ahhahhahahahahaha. Someone go get ska.

so many words. So little said. Spoken like a true politician.

bwahahahahahahahahah chaos.

retrospectivley I'd like to thank you strutto for giving me one of the less hideous avatars.

ahhh revhead, now that's a face that doesn't have to pay for it if ever I saw one. Ebezzelment you say? You know I'm always up for some of that action. Did anyone bother to pay off the commisioner this month?

just saw nismogirl's and ska's avatars. roflmao. classic.

time for lunch. That body in the trunk isn't going to bury its self you know.

I say we be even more obstructive and irrational. I think we should only ban those aforementioned phallic vegtables in their whole form. Therefore once you cut them in half they're perfectly legal. The less sense it makes the funnier it will be for us. Think of the wave of angry letters from all the pensioners we'll get.

weak as. Fix teh link dammit. I want to see the pannini.