Yep, I'm going for dinner at the local bowls club, and then I'm settling down for a nice relaxing night of bingo. Did I tell you that I got myself some of those lucky trolls, with the whack hair and all. I have a good feeling about bingo tonight. I got my felt pens, and my ID, and I've ironed pleats down the front of my jeans, and I've got some brill creme for my hair..........
I think I'm as ready as I'll ever be.