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Everything posted by jbanyard1994
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Whenever I view someones profile. Facebook keeps attempting to download the web-page.Facebook. You overestimate my stalking ability. >.>
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Major West: *Walks up to psychic* Can you answer one question for me?Psychic: Yeah sure.Major West: Thanks. *Walks off*
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*Chris talking to cardboard cut-out*Chris: Can I take my pants off?*Pause for 5 seconds*Chris: If she doesn't answer, does that mean yes?Peter: That's what I've been going with.Lol xD
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Sid Harrison, Since for some reason I can't post on your wall. This will have to do. I was reading your tumblr and saw this "23: How big is too big (peniswise):if i can see it or feel it, too big"It made me laugh for ages. KThanksBye.
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FML. Saw ep 21, then 20, now watching 22 >.> f**king torrents not naming them correctly >.>
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Big Mike: What sort of person gives you divorce papers on Valentines Day?Chuck: Your wife??Lol.
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There once was a man from nantucketWho ate a whole KFC bucket.He smiled with a grin.As he licked grease from his chin.If this chicken was blue, I'd chuck it.- Amy Denman
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'Dude, I think I need your help here, I think I made a mistake''What did you swallow this time?'They know each other too well. xD
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Chuck - You come in here and give me shit for setting up all these candles and the music and you come dressed like that?!?Sarah - It's apart of my cover...Chuck - It doesn't cover a thing.
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Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake... common cooper, you're better than that.
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Chick: You married?Thief: No, why?Chick: Just taking a pole...Thief: Taking a pole?Chick: I'll take your pole ;)Eddie Murphy gave him the weirdest look xD