well...i'll let you try that one!
if they are that keen on "researching" imports....they would be reading these forums(if they were smart that is) so on the slim chance that they are..."**** you all, you ****ing ****ing ****s!!!"
i wouldnt worry about prank pizza calls...just blow his house up and blame it on terrorism, or, the next hot day, start a bush fire and burn his house down
a criminal, plus a badge = a police officer