One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled
up beside him and its window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of
lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.?
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.?
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver,
still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.?
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies,"the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver
in a long
sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you
live with
it!"?